Python Reviews "Tha Carter III-IV" (COMING SOON)

[NoColor]

An honest question: why is this Python guy important?
Like why is him making a review of albums years old significant?

Thank you.

[SliK]

He doesn't call Maestro a "right hoe" he just says "fucking right hoe, I might go, crazy in this bitch.."

Also "fuck is up" rhymes with supper up and upper cut etc so learn to rhyme before you review because clearly even Lil Wayne has a better grasp of it than you.

[ShadyxEminem]

Bitch swallow words, taste my thoughts
And if it’s too nasty, spit it back at me
Two more inches I’d've been in that casket
According to the doctor I could have died in traffic

Again, more good rhymes, but he still makes random lines occur in this line. Him having two more inches meaning being in that casket? Then he could've died in traffic? The hell?

The more I think about it, I think Lil Wayne just likes spurting shit like a homeless person,

He's talking about when he shot himself, if the bullet would've went two more inches he would've died. Plus, he could've died in traffic in the cop car or ambulance whatever the case was. Nothing random about those lines

[MistaVijilantee]

Bitch swallow words, taste my thoughts
And if it’s too nasty, spit it back at me
Two more inches I’d've been in that casket
According to the doctor I could have died in traffic

Again, more good rhymes, but he still makes random lines occur in this line. Him having two more inches meaning being in that casket? Then he could've died in traffic? The hell?

The more I think about it, I think Lil Wayne just likes spurting shit like a homeless person,

He's talking about when he shot himself, if the bullet would've went two more inches he would've died. Plus, he could've died in traffic in the cop car or ambulance whatever the case was. Nothing random about those lines

If I hadn't known Wayne had shot himself, I would've thought he was talking about his penis when he said "2 inches" which makes no sense with the next line.
But he ain't.

[python]

Hmmm, did it ever occur to you people that THIS REVIEW IS UNFINISHED? Yeah, really surprising. I bet you thought that I left a sentence unfinished because I have no grip on reality. I need a better lyric sheet, possibly. It wasn't like I was just going to let it go without proper research. I was trying to offer a preview, not the finished review, for fucks sake. Also, SliK, 3 isn't much better than 2, and I'm sort of using Lil Wayne's voice as source for rhymes, and his voice did not really rhyme it well. On paper, it works, in the song, and with that voice, Lil Wayne doesn't make it work.

[SliK]

3 isn't much better than 2 what?

Wayne isn't an incredible rhymer and he doesn't have to be, he still rhymes better than most rappers who use his style.

[python]

I said he rhymes "supper up" twice, which is pretty damn lame, three isn't better.

[SliK]

He doesn't though

[python]

I'm just using what you pointed out, SliK. I'll finish the review of the song on Friday, and I'll finish the album review in June-July, depending on when I can finally get my life back on track, so writing will be smooth.

[python]

I guess I'll resurrect this.

[Rafael]

As much as I hate TC3...
I thought Mr. Carter was a very dope song.