Spyder vs CrashBand(OPEN)

[Spyder]

is finally going down.

may be accapella, if so its 1-2 minutes. if not, then 24 lines.

im done, so whenever your ready

[Eedee]

I'll judge this bad boy.

[Spyder]

ive been done a while...

idk where he is, he wont answer my pm's lol

[SliK]

Probably studying.

Studying dick, that is.

[Spyder]

He's read the messages, cause they're not in my outbox...

So he's ducking

[CrashBand]

I've written some shit for accapella/battle rap style so it'd look weird as just a written.

But dunno when/if I'll record it.

Ya dig..?

[CrashBand]

And it's pretty loose/rushed. But I'm real busy atm.

On that Pat Stay vibe..

[Spyder]

Alright lemme know when u get it recorded

[CrashBand]

I've stopped fooling myself I'm going to record so I'll just post the written with a beat.

[CrashBand]

Beat to use

Wish I didn’t have to diss the forum’s mighty battle victor
Shit…. I better hope that the lord is guiding as our witness
Problem is, this faggot-wigger’s so determined…
So I’ll take you on this acid-trip until there’s no returning
I'll use your head to practice cricket, then a punching bag and hit it
'til your fucking happiness is drained and then you ask forgiveness
Man, forgive? Bitch, you forgot I am sadistic
You're deformed and slashed to bits 'til you're the size of half a midget
Torture for so long, and when you thinking that it’s finished
More ‘til ya bones rot, remember I don't have a limit,
Faggot, I won’t stop, instead I’ll just be back in minutes
To summon your ghost up from the dead and then I’ll trap your spirit
All of your hopes gone, I’ll show you how I sleep with demons
Breathe diseases, evil genius, squash this spider, eat it’s fetus
Leave ya speechless, be facetious, beating you’s my least achievement
Seems I’ve won this battle, before it’s even reached completion
Jesus, can't you see that your timing is off, it’s
an easy fix for others, but what Spyder does often
every time that he lost is he makes up excuses,
Then he straight up refuses all advice that is offered
Like it or not, it’s the tiniest problem
I think I can help you dog, cos I went to college
The first step for you, shit, if I’m being honest,
Is realize that maybe you should be writing with commas!

[Spyder]

Audio do not vote based on audio, just posting cause i went through the effort of recording
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This faggots dodged me long enough, I see you talkin tough
Better get personal cause I know, you don’t wanna punch.
Left the crown vacant for the takin, but when all is done
I can safely say… y’all are fucked.

Today I bet the stress-get-him that rep-set-in, this kid a winner?
He drops like a ‘Led-Zeppelin’ but when I Crash Band its like Lynyrd Skynyrd!
What loss you gonna hand-me… mans-weak, fighting what you cant-see, banshee
This damn-geek get stampede by a creation of Stan Lee ‘til this stan leave.
I asked him to audio, even gave him accapella, but see he hide
After listening to his flow and delivery against Eedee I can see why,
I know your 2-2, but it’s painfully obvious you’re new to battling dawg
Its like you waited for the crowd to respond, but your voice drowned the applause.
Did you even care how you sounded at all… thinkin you dropped a hot verse
WITH THAT TOURETTE YELLING, with emphasis on the wrong words.
I back-hand CrashBand leave him beat on any URL like he a Smack-fan-
No, I make art I am that-Van-Gogh, have Ego or Geno take that-van-
Go, whether you a rapper or actor toss his Oscar in that trashcan-
Home, cause one more point from that-man will leave ‘Crash Banned!’
I don’t give-a-shit you little-bitch make a decision-quick on which wrist-to-slit
Saw he wasn’t go anywhere when Manix writ-his-shit so he switch-to-Slik.
Gonna steal-his-text, but I “See-BS” you gonna switch styles and be-him-next?
Whatever line you write from your CB or CBS any punch you ‘See-Be-S!!’
That’s right, he may project the image of a “Fox” but it’s straight-trash
Cause when you ‘over-bite’ its easy to tell your ‘character’ is “Fake, Crash!!”
Wanna know something funny? Against Eedee he said our votes were not-sane
Cause of the audio cats… then votes for Strictt when lyrically, I botched-Ame. (lol)
But whatever, lets switch it and talk about the first time you got-laid
Look at that slut, even if you forget her Hat its safe to say you ‘got-Aids!’


Bar1- a led zepplin wouldn’t fly/is a band. Lynyrd skynyrd/band died in a plane crash
Bar3 – I asked him to do an audio battle, even accapella and he said no
Bar5 – listen to his verse against eedee… nuff said
Bar6+7- van go/van gogh. ‘oscar’ the grouch/ trash can. He has two warnings, menzo a mod,
Ties in with crash-banned
Bar8 – wants a battle with slik as partner, used to be with manix
Bar9 – “see-bull-shit” a radio CB, station CBS, “See-Be-S”=him using slik’s bars
All punches off CB=crashband
Bar10 – got his name from crash bandicoot, a ‘character’ in the game is Fake Crash,
You can tell the difference by his “overbite”, goes with biting bars and his “character”
Bar11- flipped cause eedee won because he got the audio cats. But then voted the same way
When I faced Ame, he said “classic dope sounding track vs great punches”…
Bar12- he lost his virginity to “this chick”, her hat has the sign for medical Aid lololol

[Eedee]

(3) Punchlines - Spyder
(3) Personals - Spyder
(2) Multies - CrashBand
(1) Flow - CrashBand
(1) Structure - Crashband
(1) Vocab/Complex - Spyder

Spyder - 7
Crash - 4

Spyder obviously got the punchlines and personals, I don't think Crash had any personals, really. He had a few generic punchlines, but nothing to too hard-hitting towards his specific opponent.

Spyder had solid rhyming throughout but CrashBand had more jam-packed in there (the 'evil genius' part). Had to give it to CB for that. Flow to Crash, he wrote to a beat and it flowed smoothly whereas Spyder had long bars to no beat, and thus CB got structure as well. Spyder got the vocab/complexity because he actually had punches and stuff.

Good battle, Spyder gets my vote.

[Spyder]

yeah it was supposed to be a capella then he switched it lol o well.
think i got multies but,

thanks for the vote fam

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[Eedee]

think i got multies but,

Probably but nothing really popped out like those two bars of his. I had to give it to him. Didn't really decide the match though.

[CrashBand]

Was gonna post earlier but been busy all day.

Was going to suggest that judges don't need to use the categories--because they're arbitrary as fuck.

But the judge would need to justify their decision, i.e. explain why they thought the person won.