dude... i feel really angry right now...

[Chino562]

lol that happen to me sometimes, it happens alot after i get off myspace idk y tho

[Ivy]

maybe taylor was right...

"That's all I have to say about that" - Quote taken directly from "Forest Gump"

[AspirinE]

Just gotta learn how to channel ur anger.

Weni feel pissed of.. i just do something physical like some pullups or something.

[Ivy]

It must be that time of the month.

She clearly stated it wasn't that time of the month

[Ivy]

taylor, you're not making this any better.

I have 8 children you could hear scream...but that'd just make things worse wouldn't it?



Seriously...take a relaxing soaky...shave...bathe...feel clean...download a cd with ocean sounds on it or rainforest sounds...then just lay there and close your eyes and just dream away as you drift off to sleep...that sounds so good...doesn't it?

[Mr. Cookie]

and i have no idea why!

maybe taylor was right... i need anger management classes, not just the tour, cuz i need that too...

but anywho, i got on the computer, and suddenly i feel really pissed off and annoyed and...

i don't know, what's wrong with me???

it's not mood swings cuz it ain't that time, if you know what i mean

WTF???

i need help...

it's cuz you spend too much time on TR...you got on the computer, and suddenly you got mad... what can that be?

[katastrophe]

if you have ever seen "Anger Management" with Adam Sandler say "Goosfraba"

[Ivy]

if you have ever seen "Anger Management" with Adam Sandler say "Goosfraba"

Or if you've seen "Bad Boys II" you can say...'mu(like the cow sound)sa'

[Ivy]

It makes complete sense Tru...it's the functioning on the "Female Brain"...it's so complicated...

[Ivy]

are you saying that i am angry simply because i'm a woman???

the hell...

No, I'm talking about how you're saying you think you have so much to do, but you don't have a clue what it is...that's the female brain...that's all I was simply trying to say

[Ivy]

yeah, okay...

so my cause of anger is due to the fact that i'ma female, basically?

that's what it leads down to... RIGHT???

taylor... you're like the female dr. phil. that's a good thing

Hmm, I can see it now...

News Person - Ladies and Gentlemen, we have breaking news...a new Dr. Phil is in the making, except she goes by the name of Highschool Junior Taylor Garnett...

Me - Please, just Taylor if you will...

News Person - So, what are we going to talk about today Taylor?!?

Me - Well, if we weren't talking about parenting, sex, gender, race, or crime/violence, then this would get turned off before I could finish saying...

*Pauses*

Me - Well, for the people who have tuned in, I shall continue my speech...what is something that is needed in this world for everything to continue?

News Person - Are you talking about money? That's got to be it!

Me - I'm sorry but you're incorrect, would you like to go with Double Jeapordy where the scores can really change? (Classic quote from Die Hard)...

News Person - Then what are you talking about Taylor?

Me - Women, if it weren't for us, there'd be no "men" to rule the earth!

News Person - Please continue

Me - Well if you didn't interupt me I would've anyways...

*Smiles*

Me - As I was saying, women, that's what we're discussing, most commonly known as the sluts on the corners, the maids, or the other half of the reproducing species...but let's dig deeper...

News Person - How deeper?

Me - Down to what makes us function, our brain...It's so complex...we want to do one thing, yet we do another, we're bored yet we're loaded with work and freetime...We have things that randomly occur, anger, happiness...

News Person - You mean moodswings, PMS from that time of the month!

*Crowd laughs*

Me - NO! That's where the male gender, such as yourself, goes wrong...it's deeper than that...I myself can be random...someone can ask me a question about a movie and the character's name and I won't remember...and then 2 hours later while we're having dinner at Olive Garden I'll just shout out the character's name and cause everyone in the vicinity to jump!

News Person - My wife does that

Me - Exactly! We're one of a kind, we're random, we're the people who give PMS a good name! We're random, we're funny, we're WOMEN!

*Ladies in the crowd cheers*

News Person - Well, you've obviously scored the ladies votes, but I just can't agree with what you're saying...it's like you're stereotyping...

Me - No, you're just SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Thank you, thank you, thank you very much!

[Ivy]

ya know... people say that dr. phil doesn't help his patients, he just states the problem in an entertaining way.

this sooooooooooo proves that.

Is that a thing saying good work...or just...you proved my point...thanks!?!?!?