Skit: Beats by Berm, 2013 (Steve Berman Skit)

[Daffy]

(Skit: Beats by Berm, 2013)
Steve Berman Skit;

Em: "Steve, what's up you wanted to see me?"

Steve: ''Sit down, Em''

Em: ''yeah, thanks, tell me''

Steve: "What the fuck did you think you were doing on Recovery?"

Em: "What do you mean?"

Steve: "All these fucking bubble gum pop beats! They're making fun of you man, I can't sell another CD like this Marshall..."

Em: "But Steve I---"

Steve: ''Fans Down Marshall, Fans Down, thats what they are calling it, How may times do I have to say this ?''

Em: ''I tried to put on a good record, and It did good''

Steve: ''The fuck you tried, Its in my fuckin' trashcan, look !''

Em: ''But man, this new record is almost complete''

Steve: ''Oh, not again, I can't sell this shit, if you act like a homeless boy, I think its time, you bring him back''

Em: ''who ? What are you talkin' about''

Steve: ''you know who I'm talkin about''

Em: ''No Steve, he's a fuckin' Demon, a hell-raiser man, you can't make me do this shit''

Steve: ''The hell I can''

Em: ''you wanna get me killed''

Steve: "No excuses, get back in the fucking studio with Dre, summon that shady or don't even bother bringing me another album. Get the fuck out of my office. NOW!"

Em: ''But atleast.....''

Steve: Get out, now''

This is based on, what rosenberg posted a pic sayin 'beats by berm'
someone posted a 3 or 4 lines few months ago.. So I extended it to full...

[Atone]

i'm glad you have internet

[Eedee]

Guys, you might wanna duck, Daffy's posting again.

[Trimss]

Nothing against you bro but this isn't a place you can post fan fics in.

[Francesco]

Nothing against you bro but this isn't a place you can post fan fics in.

[Daffy]

Everyone's doing that !

[Kill You]

Everyone's doing that !

In Chit-Chat. This is the main section.

[Daffy]

Okkkkkk
thanx

[Daffy]

Okkkkkk
thanx

[Francesco]

Everyone's doing that !

I'm not even sure if everyone is capable of creating a gem like that one but we were actually addressing the placement of it which was as confusing.

[Jason M.]

It's a good thing Em is more creative than this.

[Daffy]

It's a good thing Em is more creative than this.

Hmm....

[Just Silver]

Shouldn't this be locked

[Jason M.]

It's a good thing Em is more creative than this.

Hmm....

And since when do labels dislike it when you make the best selling album of the year? And when just the singles get a billion hits on YouTube?

[slimsoxshady]

seems legit...