Girls are the most evil thing ever

[Never_Enough]

I normally will say something, it doesn't even need to be something weird, but I say something and nobody knows how to respond because of the way I say it, and nobody can tell what was going through my mind when I said it. I've been called awkward because of that.

Is that sexy?

Happens to me sometimes too.
Not with my friends though, just with classmates and people I don't know really well.

It happens with me with anybody I'm talking to. Though more often with people I know than with people I don't know. It's less of a "he doesn't know what to do in a social setting" thing, and more of how my sense of humor developed. I find it absolutely hilarious when someone is at a loss for words because they don't know what my intention is behind something I say. It's hard to describe.

I ask again though, is it sexy?

I think I'm a strange type of person.
I find it easy to make friends in a situation where there aren't a lot of people around me, but if you put me in a club or a party I'm like the awkwardest person ever. And awkward in the sense that I forget how to be just "normal". I don't know what to say, how to say it, when to say it and so on. If someone meets me at a party I'm pretty sure they would say I'm shy, strange, silent guy, which I'm not, I don't know what happens to me in those situations.

I don't know if it's sexy though. Charlotte, answer me and TRex. Is it sexy to be awkward? lol

[Never_Enough]

today I accidentally asked for a McPolla in the mcdonalds instead of McPollo (chicken) . Polla means dick. Idk why, it just happened..
That is what's awkward for me. and like really fucking awkward. I'm locking myself up right now cause i'm afraid to face anyone who witnessed that.

Once I went into a McDonalds with some friends and yelled "Valburger is better", then left lol
Valburger is another fast food chain here in Italy.

[Guess_Who]

today I accidentally asked for a McPolla in the mcdonalds instead of McPollo (chicken) . Polla means dick. Idk why, it just happened..
That is what's awkward for me. and like really fucking awkward. I'm locking myself up right now cause i'm afraid to face anyone who witnessed that.

hahaha yes polla means "dick" here, and pollo is chicken , but for some strange reason all tourist says polla. Specially asians. I remember one asian guy asking for a polla once... And everybody was laughing and he was all serious like...whats wrong with these guys!!!...

I have a lot of similar problems with English too.

[SliK]

today I accidentally asked for a McPolla in the mcdonalds instead of McPollo (chicken) . Polla means dick. Idk why, it just happened..
That is what's awkward for me. and like really fucking awkward. I'm locking myself up right now cause i'm afraid to face anyone who witnessed that.

hahaha yes polla means "dick" here, and pollo is chicken , but for some strange reason all tourist says polla. Specially asians. I remember one asian guy asking for a polla once... And everybody was laughing and he was all serious like...whats wrong with these guys!!!...

I have a lot of similar problems with English too.

That story is especially funny because he was Asian

[Tornado]

I normally will say something, it doesn't even need to be something weird, but I say something and nobody knows how to respond because of the way I say it, and nobody can tell what was going through my mind when I said it. I've been called awkward because of that.

Is that sexy?

Happens to me sometimes too.
Not with my friends though, just with classmates and people I don't know really well.

It happens with me with anybody I'm talking to. Though more often with people I know than with people I don't know. It's less of a "he doesn't know what to do in a social setting" thing, and more of how my sense of humor developed. I find it absolutely hilarious when someone is at a loss for words because they don't know what my intention is behind something I say. It's hard to describe.

I ask again though, is it sexy?

Not really, Most chicks don't respond to awkward guys, unless they kinda like him already and they see he's putting in the effort.

[Slim Fiasco]

I think I'm a strange type of person.
I find it easy to make friends in a situation where there aren't a lot of people around me, but if you put me in a club or a party I'm like the awkwardest person ever. And awkward in the sense that I forget how to be just "normal". I don't know what to say, how to say it, when to say it and so on. If someone meets me at a party I'm pretty sure they would say I'm shy, strange, silent guy, which I'm not, I don't know what happens to me in those situations.

I don't know if it's sexy though. Charlotte, answer me and TRex. Is it sexy to be awkward? lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JncoKblu0Wc