Which line is dumber?

by **CrashBand** » Aug 4th, '13, 10:11

And be honest...all biases to one side.

Jay-Z - .38 revolve like the sun round the Earth

Kanye West - I keep it 300, like the Romans

Lil Wayne - Weezy F baby and the F is for phenomenal

Canibus - I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly

Or anything that can top it in plain stupidity.

by **King Lance** » Aug 4th, '13, 10:12

hmm, I'll go with Wayne but you can find dumber lines on IANAHB2

by **dead prez** » Aug 4th, '13, 10:17

The Kanye line but I just find it so charming for how historically inaccurate it is (300 is a shit movie btw), like loll. Kanye you crack me up, the wayne line is just stupid and is one of those "real gs move like lasagna" type lines

by **CrashBand** » Aug 4th, '13, 10:27

Lil Wayne just has to be intentionally ironic.

by **King Lance** » Aug 4th, '13, 10:29

he had some of the best punchlines when he was young though

by **dead prez** » Aug 4th, '13, 10:30

CrashBand wrote:Lil Wayne just has to be intentionally ironic.

Don't you know only Chino XL is allowed to be intentionally ironic with his punchlines. Reading his lines while likening them to a stand up comedian or cheesy B-movie makes them 10x better.

by **SliK** » Aug 4th, '13, 10:38

dead prez wrote:The Kanye line but I just find it so charming for how historically inaccurate it is (300 is a shit movie btw), like loll. Kanye you crack me up, the wayne line is just stupid and is one of those "real gs move like lasagna" type lines

Real G's move IN SILENCE like lasagne. That's a doooope line.

I voted for Jay, that's fucking dumb. Especially since he acts like he's so smart.

by **CrashBand** » Aug 4th, '13, 10:43

dead prez wrote:Don't you know only Chino XL is allowed to be intentionally ironic with his punchlines. Reading his lines while likening them to a stand up comedian or cheesy B-movie makes them 10x better.

Have you ever wached Bad Bars ?

It turned me off wordplay pretty hard, haha. Every time I hear a rapper use wordplay I think of the line in a setting like this.

Possessed, Cruger and Copywrite (sometimes) are usually the exceptions.

by **MistaVijilantee** » Aug 4th, '13, 11:06

Papoose said the "real g's move in silence" line first.
Don't be quick to dismiss it just because someone as idiotic as Lil Wayne said it.

by **EminemBase** » Aug 4th, '13, 11:16

Lil Wayne, just because I hate him the most.

by **Trimss** » Aug 4th, '13, 11:56

What was stupid with Kanye's line was how his fans reacted.

"Smh you guys just don't understand art. Kanye West is saying he's living in a world where movies become reality, and he's creating his own world by saying that. How is it not obvious? Kanye West is saying he's like the romans in 300." Ehhhh...

Other than that, Lil Wayne's line was the dumbest.

by **SliK** » Aug 4th, '13, 11:57

Kanye was just being an ignorant black skinhead. It was obviously intentional.

by **EminemBase** » Aug 4th, '13, 12:27

Trimss wrote:What was stupid with Kanye's line was how his fans reacted.

"Smh you guys just don't understand art. Kanye West is saying he's living in a world where movies become reality, and he's creating his own world by saying that. How is it not obvious? Kanye West is saying he's like the romans in 300." Ehhhh...

Other than that, Lil Wayne's line was the dumbest.

by **Cube23** » Aug 4th, '13, 17:24

I seriously think Kanye's line was intentional. I could be wrong, but he does not strike me as someone who would flub a line like that on the biggest song on his own album. I've seen some theories behind it and a few seem plausible. Obviously, Lil Wayne's is the worst because he has done the same dumb punchline 500 times.. and he managed to make one dumber than the rest.

by **Kill You** » Aug 4th, '13, 17:32

Lil Wayne, though Kanye fucking up the history is pretty bad too lmao. Not as bad as Wayne being so painfully puny.