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In this week's Pulse Report, the streets are buzzing about Vivica A. Fox badmouthing 50 Cent, 50 Cent throwing shade at Jay-Z, Diddy wrapping dumplings with Martha Stewart, and Juelz Santana calling Barbara Bush's Katrina blunder the words of a "stupid bitch."

1. Vivica pulls 50's card. Though the two stars split shortly after their brief 2003 romance, the fling is still being discussed two years later. Earlier this week, during an episode of "The Tyra Banks Show," Vivica accused 50 of egging on the press coverage of their relationship breakup. "No--it wasn't the press -- it was [50] him!" Fox told Banks. "He was like, 'She's exploiting me, she's trying to use me to get publicity.'...But, you know, I just considered that ghetto love. It was his way of dealing with the break-up."

2. 50 Throws Shade At Jigga. Once again, the original hater 50 Cent is throwing shade around. This time, 50 takes pot shots at Jay-Z in the new issue of King Magazine. The article describes 50's scorn as he watches Jay-Z's opening monologue on the Fade to Black documentary. "My whole career, I've been thinking of a night like this," Jay proclaims standing in the spotlight on the stage of Madison Square Garden. "I ain't trying to get too dramatic on y'all, but that night, I felt like the luckiest man in the world." 50's first dart: "Yo, you think he wrote that himself?" The second dart comes as he belittles the retiring rappers show theatrics, full of sparks, light and a capacity-crowd of adoring fans throwing up their diamonds. "It's Madison Square Garden," 50 shrugs. "I do shows like that all the time."

3. Aye! I'm Juelz Santana 'stupid bitch!' Known for saying the most outrageous things, Juelz Santana scores another doozy this week when he alluded that former First Lady Barbara Bush is a "stupid bitch".

In an interview this week, SOHH.com asked Juelz to comment on the controversial statement made by Barbara Bush during her tour of the Houston Astrodome which temporarily houses Katrina evacuees. "What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas," said President Bush's mama. "Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality and so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this, this is working very well for them...."

Never one to bite his tongue, Juelz Santana told SOHH.com that Bush's comments sounded like the words of "a stupid bitch." "No disrespect and I really don't mean that, but that sounds like something a stupid bitch would say to me," Juelz offered. "For that to come out of somebody's mouth at a situation like this, the first thing to come out of my mouth would be 'Which stupid bitch said that?' I don't have no personal vendetta against her, so for anybody to say that at a time like this, I would reply with that answer like what type of bitch said that?" [Read more of Juelz' Most Outrageous Quotes next week on SOHH.com]

4. Diddy bops with Martha. Diddy made a bizarre appearance on Martha Stewart's show late this week as they traded tips on "rapping" and "wrapping." Stewart, with Diddy coaching and providing his trademark adlibs, spit an 8-bar verse for her audience, offering lines like, "They thought they could stop me but they must be silly [silly] / I got my ankle bracelet off now I'm free like Willey [Yea] / It's the K-Mart Queen so I know you feel me / they gave me love on the inside that's why they call me M. Diddy [M. Diddy Baby]." After discussing grooming, sleeping in the dark, air-drying after baths and his forthcoming Unforgivable fragrance with Estee Lauder, Diddy schooled Stewart in a session of "Rap 101," teaching her slang words like "cheddar,' "shorty," "flossin," "benjamins" and "ballin". As a clincher, Puff showed Stewart some of his "moves." As the "Benjamins" beat came on, Diddy and Stewart proceeded to awkwardly shake their shoulders and bop their heads to the track. Puff spent the rest of the show wrapping dumplings and making wrapping paper.

5. Outkast's homegrown Katrina relief. While visiting "106 & Park" to present the Purple Ribbon All-Stars' "Kryptonite" video, Big Boi told the audience that he and Andre 3000 of Outkast had provided their own form of relief to Hurricane Katrina victims by letting evacuees relocated to Atlanta stay in some apartments they own. The apartments housed several families and the two ATLiens also personally gave the families start up money to recover from the hurricane.

6. Pharrell skates solo with new single. After years of downplaying his solo aspirations, Pharrell Williams, who now goes by the moniker Lil Skateboard P, has just leaked a track entitled, "Can I Have It Like That." No falsetto here, Pha-real spits on all three verses and goes back and forth with No Doubt lead singer Gwen Stefani on the chorus. He also produced the song. In the second verse, Skateboard boasts, "She like the way my hand use her body for hand warmers / and all our car doors go up like transformers / see I can do this way / I can do it better way / from the crib in Virginia to that new Miami getaway."

*my source by the way: SOHH.com*