CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

by **Halftongue Dre** » Jul 7th, '13, 08:52

went home n got into some new porn
wrist thrown into motion fucking grew horns
used your ma-newer n chewed more
then I was used to
n said two words
you first
not what your used to
loosened like a loser
lose his tooth n made him chew his own words..

next topic: hot bitchs that are stuck up

by **Eedee** » Jul 7th, '13, 09:04

Saw this wry chick at the store, she's like "Can you buy this?
For me?" I pulled down my drawers and said "If you try this."
"Nice dick" sarcastically, so I yelled "DIE BITCH"
And that's how I met my fucking wife, kids.

Next topic: Sweeney Todd's pubic hair

by **ilovebender.com** » Jul 17th, '13, 03:37

Sweeney Todd's
Got a bush
'Cause he didn't want
To cut his dick off
That I can understand
and you know I'm all man
I get waxed
Fuck a fake tan

Next topic: UFOs abducting cattle

by **Snakebeast** » Jul 31st, '13, 02:56

What the fuck is up with Lloyd Banks these days
I could fucking swear that his voice proves he's gay
It's higher than before; sounds like he got buttfucked
Buttfucked? He got DPed by CP, biggay, and fugtrup

Next Topic: Rasclarting

by **ilovebender.com** » Aug 22nd, '13, 19:35

Rasclart part I'm a part now parting
Departing from your rasclarting fast
Ranting Bloodclot Rude Girl space
Who the Hell are you?

Next topic: anger

by **Halftongue Dre** » Aug 23rd, '13, 23:19

Anger and rage/
Not a stranger to hate/
Danger with a flame/
The hell raiser you blame/
When the Savior doesn't save/
Cause it ain't your day/
It's just in your nature to feel the shame/
Another player in the game..

Next topic: Joy

by **Squiggles123** » Aug 29th, '13, 15:36

Joy to the world the preachers are dead,
think it's time to start forming our own views instead,
stop letting everyone else so far inside of our heads,
we just can't all love thy neighbour's like Ned,
sorry reverend lovejoy but trust me I really love joy,
just don't believe I'm a part of YOUR God's ploy

Next Topic: Miley Cyrus at the VMA's

by **Halftongue Dre** » Aug 30th, '13, 01:00

Vile disguises
look its Miley Cyrus
stuck behind my eyelids
in my mind I'm reminded
she's just to wild n I despise it
that she's idolized as prime mint
like a diamond in the rough but you'll never find her
in her right mind again
cause she left it behind with
her soul sacrificed to the fire..(not really though cause only God can decide all that)

Next Topic: The afterlife

by **Squiggles123** » Sep 1st, '13, 16:19

Yo I hope that there's no afterlife,
No nope I can't do this twice,
One time over is more then enough,
though I can't really say I had it all that rough,
but sure I had my ups and downs
my fair share of smiles and frowns,
hopefully only a quarter of the way,
but when I die please let me be don't have me come back another day

NT: Zombies

by **ladelsofgravy** » Sep 2nd, '13, 04:24

rah, get your claws of my brain
rah, run of you off the train
im infected, yes, but hey i cant complain
i carry a hot disease i just cant contain
infect the masses, give me a dose
i win all contests - its not even close
dont need to multi, aint need to be verbose
just need to find another host

Next Topic: The Last of Us for the PS3

by **Snakebeast** » Sep 2nd, '13, 04:56

When you hear that horrible and weird click sound
You know a clicker's about to tear your ribs out
Infected who look like zombies but are instead fungus
To them, eating the brain out of your head is what fun is

And as soon as they do so, you're allowed to bleed a lot
That covers the thing's mouth; I can even see a spot
Of stomach acid burning a hole through its eyes
It doesn't matter anyways; they're all stupid; blind

Next Topic: Lady Gaga's gluteus maximus

by **ladelsofgravy** » Sep 2nd, '13, 05:11

lady gaga got an ass like a freight train
and nice cargo ever since her weight gain
i like her curves, her face, her shape, frame
and her music too. i'm cool. you haters just stay plain

next topic: whatever happened to Hittman from Forget About Dre

by **Squiggles123** » Sep 3rd, '13, 07:40

Hittman where have you been since 2001?
You left us without a Hit man, yeah not even one
Don't know where you went but think it's clear that you're done
My guess is that the Hit man probably won......

Next Topic: Berzerk

by **ladelsofgravy** » Sep 3rd, '13, 10:29

Squiggles123 wrote:Hittman where have you been since 2001?
You left us without a Hit man, yeah not even one
Don't know where you went but think it's clear that you're done
My guess is that the Hit man probably won......

Next Topic: Berzerk

berserk - one of ems best singles of all times
despite being lacking in the lyrics and rhymes
but theres more than dat - its about style and sound
recovery era was depressing - it wasn't profound
its time to change it up - go back the blonde
but make the album good or i wont get the cd rom

next topic: paul wall (his mouth looks something like a disco ball)

by **Halftongue Dre** » Sep 9th, '13, 18:39

Disco ball Paul Wall
Spinning slow
Till it falls off
Picks it up to throw it
But it won't toss
A bit ticked and aggro
Someone should haul him off
But I miss that bastard, its been to long..

Next topic: The seven seas

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