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Em's puns and punchlines pre-Recovery era

Postby ladelsofgravy » Sep 13th, '13, 06:13

It'd be interesting if we could gather up a list of them. Honestly, I liked his older puns and punchlines because they weren't forced, were less corny and were sprinkled rather than dumped in.

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* You can get capped after just having a cavity filled (Amityville)
* Once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains (Under The Influence)
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Re: Em's puns and punchlines pre-Recovery era

Postby ladelsofgravy » Sep 13th, '13, 06:21

Menzo wrote:^ Those two would get ripped to shreds nowadays.


perhaps but they were wellplaced in the verse and they weren't as emphasized,

i felt like his MMLP1 metaphors were more understated and therefore funnier . but it seemed like Em wanted an applause after people heard things like "spaghett-even".
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Re: Em's puns and punchlines pre-Recovery era

Postby SliK » Sep 13th, '13, 06:28

My life's like kind of what my wife's like
What?
Fucked up after I beat her fuckin' ass every night - Ike
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Re: Em's puns and punchlines pre-Recovery era

Postby stigma » Sep 13th, '13, 06:31

SliK wrote:My life's like kind of what my wife's like
What?
Fucked up after I beat her fuckin' ass every night - Ike

the "Ike" always bothered me but I understood the reference

oh well still a good line
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Re: Em's puns and punchlines pre-Recovery era

Postby SliK » Sep 13th, '13, 07:18

Fuck your jewelry, my record's almost diamond bitch!
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Re: Em's puns and punchlines pre-Recovery era

Postby Eedee » Sep 13th, '13, 08:06

Menzo wrote:^ Those two would get ripped to shreds nowadays.


Whew. Tbh.
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Re: Em's puns and punchlines pre-Recovery era

Postby Nostradomus » Sep 14th, '13, 14:59

He rarely used puns between Infinite and Recovery but a couple are:
"file a lawsuit, I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe" pun on lawsuit
"you can get capped after just having a cavity filled"
I'll stop the alphabet at S and got it down to a T

Trying to recapture that lightning
Trapped in a bottle
Twice the magic that
started it all
Tragic portrait of an artist
Tortured, Trapped
in his own drawings
Tap into thoughts blacker
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Re: Em's puns and punchlines pre-Recovery era

Postby mdemaz » Sep 14th, '13, 15:03

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Re: Em's puns and punchlines pre-Recovery era

Postby Sea triscuit » Sep 14th, '13, 20:31

"I'm not gonna carry shot guns to blow your wigs back like hamburgers without buns" Looks bad but sounds dope in the song
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Re: Em's puns and punchlines pre-Recovery era

Postby unbound88 » Sep 17th, '13, 18:37

SliK wrote:My life's like kind of what my wife's like
What?
Fucked up after I beat her fuckin' ass every night - Ike


Oh shit, Em really started hashtag rap! :shifty:
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Re: Em's puns and punchlines pre-Recovery era

Postby Insidious91 » Sep 17th, '13, 21:38

"I'm withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itches" is pretty sick.
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Re: Em's puns and punchlines pre-Recovery era

Postby Trimss » Sep 19th, '13, 19:23

Aone..

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Re: Em's puns and punchlines pre-Recovery era

Postby Solace » Sep 19th, '13, 19:37

I'm someone you just don't wanna see like a nerdy cousin :hah:
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Re: Em's puns and punchlines pre-Recovery era

Postby Trimss » Sep 19th, '13, 20:15

Word, thank you :flutter: Rhyme still works tho
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