Have You Every Masturbated While An Eminem Song Was Playing?

by **CanadaPure** » Sep 23rd, '13, 21:40

I definitely read that like, you were screwing his music somehow. Like, maybe an Eminem beast forms from the sound waves and takes you gently on the bed.

I need to sleep more.

by **Snakebeast** » Sep 23rd, '13, 21:43

detox2030 wrote::facepalm

No comment

1) How old are you?
2) Why are you on this forum?
3) Do you know what a sense of humour is?

by **CanadaPure** » Sep 23rd, '13, 21:44

detox2030 wrote::facepalm

No comment

I'll take that as a yes.

by **Elision** » Sep 23rd, '13, 22:33

i swear to god this thread has happened before

by **CanadaPure** » Sep 23rd, '13, 22:33

Idk man, we've had "Is Eminem Gay" and some other things before though.

by **Raul** » Sep 23rd, '13, 22:38

Elision wrote:i swear to god this thread has happened before

Replace 'masturbated' with 'had sex'. There was a topic like this.

by **Flamez** » Sep 23rd, '13, 23:00

Maybe...

by **Cinderella Stan** » Sep 23rd, '13, 23:09

When I jack off to porn I often mute the sound and put on some music, because the women screaming really get on my nerves... so I masturbated to hundreds of different artists, including Eminem. I also had sex while listening his music. But if the question is does Eminem's music turn you on, it is the opposite with me. It actually helps when I'm having sex, because I can listen to the lyrics and not be too focused on the chick I'm fucking, it really keeps me going longer...

by **ladelsofgravy** » Sep 24th, '13, 06:35

uhhh noooo....

by **ringoffirejrc** » Sep 24th, '13, 06:57

Fack. That's all I can say.

by **Elision** » Sep 24th, '13, 07:15

Cinderella Stan wrote:When I jack off to porn I often mute the sound and put on some music, because the women screaming really get on my nerves... so I masturbated to hundreds of different artists, including Eminem. I also had sex while listening his music. But if the question is does Eminem's music turn you on, it is the opposite with me. It actually helps when I'm having sex, because I can listen to the lyrics and not be too focused on the chick I'm fucking, it really keeps me going longer...

just god damnit

by **Cinderella Stan** » Sep 24th, '13, 13:06

Listening to music while having some sexual activity is one of the most normal things in the world, dunno why some people find it embarrassing or weird or whatever...

by **Cinderella Stan** » Sep 24th, '13, 13:13

True, FACK is so damn weird lol, but any song from Recovery is not I guess... and most of TES.

by **Whitefox** » Sep 24th, '13, 15:05

Lol. No, I havent. But I fucked my girlfriend yesterday, there was music playing and suddenly Berzerk came out. That was weird.

by **sergei** » Sep 24th, '13, 20:31

Whitefox wrote:Lol. No, I havent. But I fucked my girlfriend yesterday, there was music playing and suddenly Berzerk came out. That was weird.

So you have choice but go berzerk

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