by 4Corners » Sep 28th, '13, 16:46
People are really getting mad at Won't Back Down's lyrics or You're Never Over's hook........well here's some stuff from Big Weenie, Ass Like That, Just Lose It, and My First Single.
Now why did they make a yoo-hoo, hippity ca-ca boo-boo
There's no denying my weenie is much bigger than yours is, mine's like sticking a banana between two oranges
this is torturous, my point is this, that if you say mean things, weenie will shrink
Yeah boy shake that ass, oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl you know you're my world,
Like TP for my bunghole, and it's cool if you let one go, no one's gonna know, who'd hear it, give a little poot poot, it's okay "fart sound"
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Hickory Dickory Dirk Diggler
Look at me work wizardry with these words
Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken
Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain
Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)
So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,
Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock(?) bawka-bi-kaw
Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick
And stick a dick in your mouth
I'm done you can fuck off
fucka-fucka-fuck off!
Like even if you hate Won't Back Down or You're Never Over, I can't comprehend how you could possibly hate it worse than stupid shit like this.