I am Dick Shitman and THIS is hood news.
In honor of his great persona and his dynamic ego, Aspirine gave everything he had for mr. Dave Chappelle. Dave is not available for comment, but his Elvis Preasley "Byah" move became infamous, similar to Ja Rule's smash hit Mesmerize.
Yeah well i can tell you i am more than surprised. Aspirine using Dave Chappelle, i thought his way to completely ridicule himself in favor of the forummer's laugh and good time, is actually Bush. But then again, "Byah" is a catchy phrase. I am thinking....Dave with the white hair, really looks like a black Bush, which also giving us a clue on "what if George Bush was a black man?".
I am feeling ya man. On other news, the accent wars continue. Angie still rules it with an iron fist, having Munxmun beaten down numerous times for saying she dont have an asian accent. Maybe?
Yeah, at the peak of the fight, Killa has the number one spot on "who's got the sexiest accent" thread. Killa recently released a snipper, instead of a clip of his talking, possibly to cause stir but that's not known.
I do have to say tho Killa's accent is favored between the females.
Exactly Dick. Killa's accent is more popular than kangaroos in Sarah's backyard. Speaking of Sarah, i noticed how the sex topics decrease in number. It's prolly becuz Sarah is on her period by own.
Maybe. InternTRshady.com news now. The Afterparty started filling with threads full of "meanings" like:
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?
DO YOU JACK OFF TOGETHER WITH UR SIBLINGS?
DO YOU HAVE SEX OFTEN WHILE YOUR PARENTS LOOK?
G_KILLA SHITS ON EVERYONE
Among others. Maybe whachu gotta say on it?
Yeah well, i wouldnt say that. The Afterparty aint as active anymore, since the whore trio aint sexing it up no more. FG#$@@!#%% Whinnie and that other %#^346BT^&#$. Hunneh Buns aint %$#%&H^H, she prolly aint sucking dick cuz the %H%GFGT^^$#3455TG^&^$. G%G#F^HG#$GH&$##%$G^GH# (curses are not translated).
Oh ok. Whatever you say dude. Alot of curses man.
Apparentely he has alot of hate inside him. Back to regular news people. Dope is finishing with the Epitaph and a classic blown up superstar, he denied giving us an interview. We only hope this wont be the Epitaph of his career. Get it....Epitaph
*booooooooooooooooooooooed by the crowd*
Oh damn, tough crowd. Anyways. Our own leader TRshady is called to perform an audio now, after the crowd voices went louder and louder, demanding TRshady to do an audio, getting 4 votes in the current poll (that is 3-4 votes more than anyone except TaylorAKATiggi who is also called to collaborate on a song).
Dope has finally answered us. Directly through the phone line. We go live. We on air, now!!
"Hood news, hello"
"Holla this is Dope man. Sorry for being late man, i tried to call you yesterday."
"Yeah i know, Coccoa aka Harlem sent ya his verse you know."
"I know, i got it i got it. Whassup with y'all."
"We all good man, whassup with you."
"Man im fine, wanted to give a muthafucking shoutout to Dick Shitman and hood news, you guys are dope. I specially liked the last one."
"Glad to hear we got so many supporters Dope."
"Yeah what i gotta say, also, is that we need more rappers in TRshady.com. If possible, make an internet rapper community."
"We can work that out man."
"I know man i know, alright gotta go now peace."
"Peace out."
Last but not least.... the Hood news are a forummer's favorite threads of entertainment and humor, after the last sweep. We are reporting live from TRshady.com checking some comments by the forummers.
Yoshi: Harlem, that was great.
Shadyluva: Lmao that was hilarious
G Killa: Great work man, nobody is safe from Shitman
Munxmun: That gave me the laugh i needed
Rhiannon: I fuck sheep....and pigs!!!!
Sarah: I fuck everything.
Aspirine: Damn i am famous!!!
After those comments, one of the Gomez Brothers, our restless reporters, decided to commit suicide, but was saved shorty before achieving his goal, by our own Coccoa aka Harlem.
hmmmm....
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!!
Angie decided to go from bitching to stripping, as her avatar shows. Problem is how can you dance in a stripclub when u are deuce. Again, Coccoa gave the solution by sending her to Compton, next to the infamous Doja aka The Game. Live footage
Game: I woke up from the comma 2001. Lemme see some dollar bills here for my bitch, straight outta Cali, my motherfucking Angie!!
Angie: Yeah yeah, i am a 6 feet bitch, hit me up!!! I aint hard to find homie, or should i say holmes??
Game: Come on people's throw ur hands up. Lemme see some dollars flying around here.
Angie: Cali bitch i am, here is your answer, im gonna shake like a fiend of cancer baby.
Game: Yeah, yeah people....the best ass you ever saw in your life. Better than a Chimpanzee anyways, yeah.
Angie: Yeah, come get me and bring up your gun....i aint hard to find....am i??
Apparentely you aint. That's all for the day people. Let us thank Maybe first....ermm....Maybe?
*Maybe runs like hell*
Where did he go?
I am Dick Shitman and THIS was hood news.
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