*on demand of the forummers of TRshady.com*
I am Dick Shitman and THIS is hood news.
The fight for King of TRshady.com seems meaningless, as the rap mogul AspirinE (now known as ASP) has taken 17 votes, leaving Maybe and Harlem aka Coccoa back by 16 votes. Unimaginable but true. We go live to the coronation ceremony.
"I am tha king. I am tha muthafucking king you muthafuckaz i rule y'all"
*priest approached to coronate Aspi*
"By the will of god i name you...."
*multiple gunshots*
*house is on fire*
"Shit shit shit shit, just a minute more. I was about to become the king*
Unfortunately, as we all saw. AspirinE still aint the king of TRshady.com
The fight for the Queen of TRshady.com turned into dramma. Multiple choices, but the number 1 seems to be Angie right now, followed closely by Sarah and So Real. Angie wasnt available for comment, but we all know her persona. Gomez Brothers assossiate assumes that she will prolly show us her chimpanzee ass and act similarily to Silvia Knight at the Eurovision 2006 pre-finals.....just a minute, we got a live footage from the backstage, where Angie waiting for her coronation.
"That motherfucker Shitman said something about my ass again didnt he. Fucking idiot."
"Relax my lady, your skin..."
"SHUT UP!!! And that other douchebag, Harlem, motherfucker humiliating me all the time!!!"
"My lady your hair..."
"I said shut up. They better treat me well from now on, i am gonna be the FUCKING QUEEN!!!"
"My lady..."
"Shush....you hear that?? That's the wind of change. How's my ass?"
"Pretty good my lady, pretty..."
"Shut up, here i come...HERE I COME!!!"
That's the true meaning of Paparazzi.....

On other news. So Real made her return today, by spitting to us and saying another stupid lie. From her trip to Australia, to her dead friend, to her sign up now in the fictional Cash Money underground british label. However, in case this sign up is actually real (which we all doubt), i am trying to understand why did their pick her up?? For her nonexistant flow?? Her lies?? Her racial slurs?? Her beat biting?? Her nursery rhymes?? Tough call.
I am Dick Shitman and THIS was hood news.