Dear, Slim...

[therapist]

I made this thread so that fans can write a personal message (paragraph or less) to Em. My hopes are that, in time, we will have an entire thread filled up with mementos to Shady, and that one day he'll somehow read them.

Probably won't happen, but at least it's a good thread for you Stans. I'll start:

Dear Slim, thit fucking album is great. Sorry I downloaded it early, but I assure you I paid for the deluxe. It sucks that you're retiring (or are you?), but you will still remain an all time great as long as hip-hop breathes.

chicka chicka, therapist.

[Mr Change]

Dear Marshall,

The album is amazing, a true sequel to MMLP. You proved a lot of people wrong and in doing so made a great album that truly deserves to be held with some of your best work. Not only that, but you have cemented your place as a undeniable GOAT. I hope you get the props you deserve from everyone else once this album drops.

Thank you.

[sbolli1]

Dear Slim,

I wrote you but you still ain't calling. I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom...

[yezz1r]

Dear Slim,

I wrote you but you still ain't calling. I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom...

[yezz1r]

Thanks for the music, Em. Means a lot. You deserve the recognition you will receive from this album.

You are an inspiration to millions.

[yoda you can call me]

dear slim,
thanks for proving every fucker wrong that said you fell off with your skills, and producing an album that solidifies your GOAT position in hiphop,
im glad that i got to witness and connect to your genuis, throughout your career...

[Cinderella Stan]

Dear Mashall,

If you ever need a heart transplant, PM me.

With Love
Your biggest fan.
(this is Stan)

[Kmahrle83]

Dear EM,

Been a fan since the beginning. Just wanted to let you know, if anything were to ever happen to you. I got you. Hailey will be well taken care of I promise. And, don't worry. I'll make sure your lawn gets mowed and your pool gets cleaned. I won't rag on your cars too hard, and won't leave trench marks across the yard. And when I use the house to throw a party, the drunks will only puke out in the yard.

Oh and your neighbors? I promise not to get them pissed, unless i get dissed.
Anyway my point is...if you were to go today..you would dearly be missed.

[JamaicanPattlez]

Dear Marshall...


How the fuck DO magnets work??


Sincerely, Scott from Michigan State.

[CanadaPure]

Dear Marshall,

Is your daughter single? Can I have her number?

Thanks homie, your music is aight,
CP

[JamaicanPattlez]

Dear Marshall,

It was me who put a kitten's head in your mailbox. I thought you'd want some pussy. Sorry n' shit.

Pattlez.

[CanadaPure]

Dear Marshall,

Relapse is fucking awesome.

Tyler.

[JamaicanPattlez]

Dear Marshall,

You're welcome, buddy.

Dave.

[Whitefox]

Dear Marshall,

I just want you to know that I'm the best candidate to date Hailie.
I have a good job, flat and car. Plus I'm not a fan of Relapse.

Whitefox.

[JamaicanPattlez]

Daer Maershauell..,

Me an da raindeer hapy az fuk, wht yu tkln bout dawg? Tree hunnah.

Cheef Keif