*people gather up while the Gomez brothers speak on the microphone*
Gomez 1: I am Gomez eses, and this is the 4000 posts award for the man we all know.
Gomez 2: Hey look everybody gathered here man look look.
Gomez 1: Shit cracking ese, even Aspirine and Alyssa is here.
Gomez 2: Does he have a gun in his pocket or he is happy Alyssa next to him?
Gomez 1: From where i am i can see them all. Thomas and Killa with the whole TMW coming. We have certain information that they will perform at the end of the award.
Gomez 2: Omg, look at this, Coccoa finally appeared, with his new love, InsaneClownVN, lol this kid is nutt-so. Always getting the good ones.
Gomez 1: Chill brother, chill cuz a bigger playa is coming holmes. MC Maybe and his hoes are coming ese.
Gomez 2: Seems like everyone is in place.
Gomez 1: Ladies and gentlemen. WELCOME!!! To this, 4000 post award. Here, we present you, the one and only, Dick SHITMAN!!!!
*cheers and applauds*
Dick Shitman: Officially TRshady.com's most wanted. Loved by few, hated by many and respected by even more. TRshady.com's Curtis Jackson, the "Bad Guy" often kind and cooperative, other times hard and non-forgiving. Ladies and gentlemen, i present you .......DJ .......Harlem!!!
*Harlem approaches to take 4000 posts medal*
I wanna give a special shoutout to everyone inside here. Here we go.
Aspirine: Yeah motherfucker, you my nigga for life know what i mean? Keep it real although i told ya that Candy Shop is better than Pete Rock.
G Killa: As long as you dont listen to them voices you'll be ok. Keep it up, keep rapping and keep your diarrhea up so people gon have to sit on shit to shit.
Thomas: Motherfucker, sorry about ur girlfriend, didnt know...but really anyways, you re cooler than back in 2005 when we dissed eachother to death.
Maybe: Another dope rapper around here, keep it up we need you for the Bloodline 2.
Restlesswon: That's the other half of the Godfathers, treat him with respect otherwise imma kill all you motherfuckers.
Hayzi: Nearly one year ago, we entered a bloodly feud because of "some" bitch. Let's hope it wont happen again. Good work on the Bloodline.
Angelo: Welcoming you here and having everyone else to give you a good welcome. TRshady.com new rap talent, mr Angelo straight outta France
Angie: Hide hide hide....you 're the only Latin here and imma catch you soon. You aint to find so imma hit you up.
Alyssa: Now that you post more often i hope we'll get to hit it together, now that i aint underraged.
InsaneClownVN: Yep, you're the prettiest Asian female i ever saw and i know what i am saying. Haters keep hating and pimps stay the fuck down. The girl has potential.
Sarah: Keep being dumb and keep being cute. That hot tub is waiting for us still.
Shadyluva: Juss wait till i get back to New York. We ll get to take face to face baby, know what i mean? Love ya bee.
Sinemm: It's too bad we had to fall out right now, becuz we was doing pretty good but...oh well, c'est la vie.
To others (Dope, Mart, Steve, Rihannon, Bar and others) keep it up and keep it real and of course.........keep it BYAH!!!
Special shoutout to some motherfuckers out there who think they real, but motherfuckers, nobody got faith on y'all.
Another special shoutout to V-DogDaMenace who trying to make a comeback here by saying G-Unot all around.....fuck ya.
Hahaaaaaaaa.......this is getting better and better.