Best and Worst Lines on MMLP2: Song by Song

[4Corners]

This is my opinion, just an opinion. () indicates song rating

BAD GUY (9.5/10)
BEST - "I'm your time that's almost up, that you haven't acknowledged, grab for some water, but I'm that pill that's too jagged to swallow"

WORST - "So I sneak vengefully and treat your bedroom window like I reached my full potential, I Peaked"

RHYME OR REASON (8.5/10)

BEST - "My mother reproduced like a komodo dragon, and had me on the back of a motorcycle, then crashed in the side of a loco-motive with rap, I'm loco, It's like handing a psycho a loaded handgun"

I don't dislike any line on this one, but if I had to pick
WORST - "I'm angrier than all eight other reindeer, put together with chief keef, cuz I hate every fucking thing, yeah"

SO MUCH BETTER (8/10)
BEST - "The cops pulled me over but they let me go, cuz I told 'em I'm only driving drunk cuz that bitch drove me to drink"

WORST - "Oi oi oi, man oh man, your boys boys boys, getting sick of these girls girls girls, oink oink oink, you fuckin pigs, all you're good for is doink doink doink"

SURVIVAL (5/10)
BEST - "Ain't got shit to lose, it's the moment of truth, it's all I know how to do, as soon as I get thrown in the booth, I spit"

WORST - "I must be a-llergic to failure, cuz every time I come close to it, I just sneeze, but I just go a-choo than achieve"

LEGACY (10/10)
BEST - "Now shut up bitch, I am talking, thought I was full of horse shit and now you fucking worship the ground on which I am walking"

WORST - "The day you beat me, pigs'll fly out my ass in a flying saucer full of italian sausage"

ASSHOLE (7.5/10)
BEST - "It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent, I'll never grow up, so to hell with your parents, and mother fucking father time, it ain't never gonna stop, a pessimist who transformed to an optimist in his prime, so even if I'm half dead, I'm half alive"

WORST - "Good luck trying to convince a blonde, that's like telling gwen stefan that she sold out, cuz I was trying to leave, no doubt

BERZERK (5.5/10)
BEST - "I'm bout to bloody this track up, everybody get back, that's why my pen needs a pad, cuz my rhymes on the ra-aag"

WORST - "Word rick, word man you heard, but don't get discouraged girl, this is your jam unless you got toe jam"

RAP GOD (8.5/10)
BEST - "Let me know when it occurs to you, while I'm ripping any one of these verses, that versus you, It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin you , how many verses I gotta murder to prove, that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins to"

WORST - "But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then, but I can't batter other women, how the fuck am i suppose to bake them a cake then"

BRAINLESS (10/10)
BEST - "It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers, till emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius, smoke and mirrors, tactical practical jokes yeah, you mother fuckin "INSERT INSULT HERE"

I don't dislike any line in this one, but if I had to chose
WORST - "I'm bout to clean house yo, I'm lysol, now I'm just household"

STRONGER THAN I WAS (7/10)
BEST - "It's like you put a knife to my chest and pushed it through to the, other side of my back and struck a spike too, should've put up more of a fight, but I couldn't, at the time no one could hurt like you could've"

WORST - "Took it on the chin like a champ, so don't lump me in with them chumpions"

THE MONSTER (2.5/10)
BEST - "But until then drums get killed, and I'm coming straight at MC's, blood get spilled, and I take it back to the days that I get on a Dre track, give every kid who got played at, pumped up feeling, and shit to say back to the kids who play 'em, I ain't here to save the fucking children"

WORST - "Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo" or "I'm beginning to lose sleep, one sheep, two sheep"

SO FAR... (8.5/10)
BEST - "Cuz Ima drop the ball if I don't get a grip, hoppin' out shrubbery on you sons of bitches, wrong subdivision to fuck with, bitch quit snapping fucking pictures of my kids, I love my city but you pushed me to my limit, what a pity" or "Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, play it off, what you bumpin, trunk muzik, yelawolfs better, fucking bitch"

WORST - "We'd be the perfect match, cuz you're a vacuum, I'm a dirt bag"

LOVE GAME (8/10)
BEST - "Okay you wanna fuck with me eh, snatch the bitch our her car through the window, she screaming, I body slam her on the cement, until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole, bury this stink ho in it, then pay to have the street re-paved"

WORST - "Guess I'm getting my g-god dang jigga on eh, cuz your name I'm beyond sayin"

HEADLIGHTS (10/10)
BEST - "Foster care, that cross you bare, few may be as heavy as yours, But I love you Debbie Mathers, oh what a tangled web we have cuz, one thing I never asked was, where the fuck my dead beat dead was"

Don't dislike any, but if I had to pick...
WORST - "But I'd have flipped every mattress, every rock and desert cactus"

EVIL TWIN (9.5/10)
BEST - "Wild ever since the day I came out, I was like merits, Fuck that, I'd rather be loud and I like swearing, from the first album even the gals were like "tight lyrics, dreamy eyes", but my fucking mouth was nightmare-ish" or "Fuck top five bitch, I'm top four, and that includes Bigge and Pac whore, and I got an evil twin, so who the fuck do you think that third and that fourth spots four"

WORST - "Flipped rap on it's ear, like I dropped corn"

BABY (9/10)
BEST - "Now fling that bitch from your finger tips, hope it lands on another rap singers lips who can't think of shit, anything of wit that's interesting to spit, who's the king of this fucking english literature, let your middle fingers flip on each hand, whilst extending this shit" or "But be reminded that if I didn't mention, I lose my mind and my temper, You'll be the first one who finds them offensive"

WORST - "Sugar Ray Leonard wouldn't sugar coat a fucking booger though, just wipe that bitch on a hookers coat"

DESPERATION (8/10)
BEST - "Talkin' bout I live and breathe you, and you pretend to be as mentally and physically addicted to me as wiz khalifa is to reefer"

WORST - " Toots used to be my carrie underwood, I was your lumberjack"

GROUNDHOG DAY (9.5/10)
BEST - "Promising complete dominance, sugar ray robinson, I'm in a league muhammads in, ali's my colleague bombin 'em, probably end up on top of 'em, stompin 'em like Ndamukong, I'm Russian like a Ukranian Ladanian Tomlinson, flow vomits in your face, competitors fall at my waist, you spit a rhyme I spit in a rhymes face"

I don't dislike any line, but If I had to pick
WORST - "I'll leave you stretched out like a fucking yawn"

BEAUTIFUL PAIN (8.5/10)
BEST - "As time passes, things change every day, but wounds, wounds heal but the scars still remaining the same, but tomorrows todays going down in flames, throw the match, set the past a blaze"

WORST - "It begins to seep in, that's the only thing, keep-in, you from leap-in, off the mother frick-in....DEEP END!

WICKED WAYS (6.5/10)
BEST - "Blaring the system in your chevrolet prism, the devel ain't on the level same as him, picture someone who revels in straight masochism, and imagine him giving an adjective as ass whooping, so bad they could put his ass in prison"

WORST - "That cougars a milf, she's the oldest trick in the book, but I sure would fall for that

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4Corners

[Kill You]

I disagree with a lot of the "bad lines" you listed.

[trentimus]

I agree with most of your worst lines.. and a good majority of the best.

I still appreciate that some of his weaker lines are still better than 90% of the rap game.. sign of a true wordsmith.

[Drax207]

SURVIVAL (5/10)
BEST - "Ain't got shit to lose, it's the moment of truth, it's all I know how to do, as soon as I get thrown in the booth, I spit"

WORST - "I must be a-llergic to failure, cuz every time I come close to it, I just sneeze, but I just go a-choo than achieve"

I thought that was pretty clever

[electroencephalogram]

I agree with most all of your worst ones.

[metsfan1121]

I'm curious but how do others on the board feel about the mattress and cactus line? That's my favorite line from the whole song.

[yoda you can call me]

I'm curious but how do others on the board feel about the mattress and cactus line? That's my favorite line from the whole song.

its ok, nothing special, i dont think the cheesy police need to drop by on this one

[Tom313]

The end of verse 1 in So Much Better is horrible and verse three isn't far behind. Annoying because I really like the song. I would say everything on Evil Twin after the 'HI Faggot' line is sub-par and also ruins that song for me.

[WAZEER]

This is my opinion, just an opinion. () indicates song rating

WICKED WAYS (6.5/10)


WORST - "That cougars a milf, she's the oldest trick in the book, but I sure would fall for that

WHAT? This line is awesome

[VINTAGƎ]

Wicked Ways has no bad lines.

"I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one. She's all 99 of them I need a machine gun!">>>anything else on SMB

Legacy: How is the best line not body bag game/supplying coffins or die a ball licker/diabolical?

[VINTAGƎ]

WORST - "Good luck trying to convince a blonde, that's like telling gwen stefan that she sold out, cuz I was trying to leave, no doubt"

...in anyone's mind

Line isn't bad at all when you write it in its entirety

[EminemBase]

The worst on "Asshole" is 'so fear not my dear'.

Also, don't see how the 'toe jam' on "Berzerk" is bad or the worst.

By far the worst bit is the 2nd verse with 'babba da bow, bang bang'

'Unless you got toe jam' is just a cool lead to the chorus.

[CB Productions]

The worst on "Asshole" is 'so fear not my dear'.

Also, don't see how the 'toe jam' on "Berzerk" is bad or the worst.

By far the worst bit is the 2nd verse with 'babba da bow, bang bang'

'Unless you got toe jam' is just a cool lead to the chorus.

Yea, I hated the line at first, and then after a few listens finally got it and liked it a lot more.