CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[Kangol]

hey its mr hopsin, he hops in
the van, after popping a girl in
he's the man, he's overated
weirder than the last girl i dated

keep forgetting next topic fuck

next topic - sports

[sneakerheadshady]

i kick balls at you like sports
sounding like your running out of retorts
homie you suck at sports,
go home to your fort
and go crazy and snort
leave me to the sports

shitty^
NEXT TOPIC: kangaroo

[Flamez]

cage open let loose hopping around I'm just a kangaroo
like I ain't got a clue who let me out of the fuckin' zoo
on 5th avenue on the crosswalk it's a blinking red hand
I wait and lil green stick-man appears I don't understand
fuck this I kick-box the shit outta every civilian on the streets
including babies on strollers that are asleep and in their car seats

Next Topic: Hackers

[sneakerheadshady]

this world way too full of hackers
mostly are nerdy kids we call crackers
taking our info from behind lockers
all the viruses will just flock here


next topic: fire alarm

[sneakerheadshady]

hopsinshadie brain dead like jan brady
he fails at life daily,
wanna hit him like shady to that kim lady
borrowed rhymes from slim shady
to use in my demise of that hopsin-baby

next topic: elephant

[SpiderDiaze]

My mom be the size of a fucking elephant
Telling me shit so fucking irrelevant
Rhyming until I'm in that crazed element
Open your fucking eyes it's evident

next topic: Mice robbing cheese from the fridge

[Flamez]

Mice robbing cheese from the fridge late at night
I saw them and started to snipe em', access denied
oh shit! lights out these black mice went ghetto on me
I opened my eyes and saw explosives from "ACME TNT"

Next Topic: Prison escape

[sneakerheadshady]

orchestrating my prison escape
sneaking out through a hole in the back gate
pop my head up from underneath a heavy grate
if im caught i guess its just my fate

next topic: overdose

[Flamez]

Overdose on drugs like that silver dude just you know
ringing up toxic flows be stuck at home on the cellphone
trying go gold getting a blowjob filming a bangbros porno
needs the dough sells the drugs and loses it all at the casino
goes back home gets high and gets overdosed by that kilo

Next Topic: Christmas

[sneakerheadshady]

fuck slim, put this on your christmas wish list
suck my big dick, you ask me to 'fist this'
hannukah bitch, yah look at this kid
this rhyme is wack I'm about to finish

next topic: belt

[ParasailingSaraPalin]

fuck slim, put this on your christmas wish list
suck my big dick, you ask me to 'fist this'
hannukah bitch, yah look at this kid
this rhyme is wack I'm about to finish

next topic: belt

I don't need a god damn belt, because bitch I sag my pants,
meanwhile you lookin' like a girl doing that skinny jeans dance,
and i don't even need a second glance to know you ain't got a chance
against my stance, cause i'm nazi germany taking over france as my raps advance

next topic: handstands

[Flamez]

Doing handstands while watching porn
got a boner and started to jack off what?
I tore my quad while I grabbed the popcorn
my dick was deformed and shit I forgot...

next topic: ants in my house

[sneakerheadshady]

theres ants in my house
no GOATS in my pants
their creeping in my plants
making me fucking itch and dance


NEXT TOPIC: smokey the bear

[shadyblogger]

Smokey the bear, putting out fires
Meanwhile I'm putting out flyers
For a pyro club
Y'all are gonna need several bathtubs
To put out what we're gonna start
When we take a match to a fart
Sorry if that was wack
My mind is a bit twisted from all the crack

Next topic: iPads

[sneakerheadshady]

ipads what all the rich men have,
on em all day to work on the tax
man im poor, living of trash,
and people everyone playing ipads


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india