Battle Rap

[Snakebeast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLezysXShdQ


Marlo & Shuffle-T are awesome. They're some of the most creative battlers. Would love to see them battle Saurus & Illmac.

Holy fuck. These guys are HILARIOUS

[CrashBand]

The Saurus was the only one with spontaneous flips (Charron's were premeditated).

Yeah, the can't place bets/giraffe shaped neck/last aids test were very quick witted multis.

And yeah, Bamalam sure has improved to a pretty darn good battler. I easily prefer Don't Flop over all the other leagues at the moment.

And that's Pat Stay vs Dizaster, unless RKOunion has already posted it. Dizaster exceeded my expectations, but my vote was a comfortable win for Pat.

[Amadeo]

Really liked Pat Stay's third round. Made him seem more likeable. He was dead on about how all the good battle rappers are basically nerds who have tons of free time on their hands because they don't have bills to pay. He didn't include himself in it, though. He claims he has a 9 to 5 and also goes to school...it's impossible for him to come up with the rhyme schemes and writing he does with that amount of free time. But then again, he does battle infrequently, so maybe he just works really hard and doesn't really have a social life.

He also nailed it on the stupid shit battle rappers do where they make fake video blogs pretending they hate their opponent.

[Elision]

Really liked Pat Stay's third round. Made him seem more likeable. He was dead on about how all the good battle rappers are basically nerds who have tons of free time on their hands because they don't have bills to pay. He didn't include himself in it, though. He claims he has a 9 to 5 and also goes to school...it's impossible for him to come up with the rhyme schemes and writing he does with that amount of free time. But then again, he does battle infrequently, so maybe he just works really hard and doesn't really have a social life.

He also nailed it on the stupid shit battle rappers do where they make fake video blogs pretending they hate their opponent.

word, he deserved the win. diz's 2nd round though was amazing lyrically. i had to watch the battle a few times to truly appreciate that round.

[DetroitSkills]

Really liked Pat Stay's third round. Made him seem more likeable. He was dead on about how all the good battle rappers are basically nerds who have tons of free time on their hands because they don't have bills to pay. He didn't include himself in it, though. He claims he has a 9 to 5 and also goes to school...it's impossible for him to come up with the rhyme schemes and writing he does with that amount of free time. But then again, he does battle infrequently, so maybe he just works really hard and doesn't really have a social life.

He also nailed it on the stupid shit battle rappers do where they make fake video blogs pretending they hate their opponent.

word, he deserved the win. diz's 2nd round though was amazing lyrically. i had to watch the battle a few times to truly appreciate that round.

i loved the emotional for weakness shit pat spit, the dudes good ima huge fan, but diz stumbled alot, if he hadnt.. he woulda won.

[Spyder]

I got all of blackout and highstakes

Pat was more focused then he has been. Had some good bars. But his style of watering down the opponent wins it again for him. To answer someone he doesn't have a job right now.

Saurus killed charron. Which is the opposite of the way I thought it'd go. Honestly Saurus been on fire lately. But u still see charron getting the next title shot.

Dna vs arcane actually wasn't bad. I just hate cane Sooooo much.

Arsonal vs swave was dumb. Arsonal is simply the worst. Swave is boring as fuck.

I wish real deal. Shotty. Verb. I'll will. Big t. Bender. Got to perform.


And on uw I'm Sooooo glad hollow wrecked lux. Lux is the most overrated piece of shit in history. I hate hollow too but. When lux spits the most boring shit like a preacher, saying he's a black panther, then tells the audience to "let him work" when they react. I wish him death. Him vs Mook is just terrible to be on Ems show.




And shuffle and marlo are the best team out. Their compliment battle was the funniest battle ever.

I just wanna see Shotty vs Dialect. And Lunar C vs Shuffle-T

[Elision]

Saurus killed charron. Which is the opposite of the way I thought it'd go. Honestly Saurus been on fire lately. But u still see charron getting the next title shot.

charron is one of the most annoying to me. he has some amazing stuff but he's so damn corny that i just get uncomfortable watching him battle. him kid twist and fresco are pure cringe balls to me.

I just hate cane Sooooo much.

Ever since the diz battle I've wondered how in the fuck people still let the dude compete in a professional league. and diz losing that battle was cancer to the sport.

Arsonal is simply the worst.

you think so? he's always been annoying to me but that's just because i don't like his voice. but he's one of the most brutally relentless dudes in the circuit. and he can freestyle his ass off. him vs dna was one of the most intense things i've ever seen.

edit: and there will never be a funnier battle than pat vs head ice

[Spyder]

Arsonal DNA had to be dope, they're bffff. The personals got that match.

Arsonal a good freestyler? He choked against shotty but they edited the footage. He choked against charron, and poulls out his phone every battle.

Cane beat diz, who knows whose bars they were but.... Diz didn't have a second and used one angle the whole time. But yes I hate cane so haha.

Charron is the best freestyle/rebuttal guy in the game. Watch his top ten rebuttal vid on YouTube. His battle in flip top, and his battle in Australia.


Pat vs ice was comical but... Not how don't flop does their comedy.

[Mr.DGAF]

Thanks.

Yeah, Arsonal is probably the least self-aware battle rapper. I hate him as a person.

Yeah, he's something else. Not a huge fan. Occasionally he'll drop some hot bars, but he's such a dick it's hard to like his rapping.

[CrashBand]

Arsonal isn't a terrible battler at all, he just takes himself to serious, and it comes off really badly. He was great against Shotty, and has pretty good charisma and delivery.

I like people like Pat Stay and Shuffle/Marlo who see battling for what it really is, and not the most important/impressive/toughest thing in the world.

Disappointed by Charron against Saurus.

I'm one of those guys that needs the proper footage to get a proper feel for the battle though, for instance, the bootleg of Pat Stay and Arcane seemed shit, but then I really liked the battle and Pat's performance.

[Amadeo]

Saurus killed charron. Which is the opposite of the way I thought it'd go. Honestly Saurus been on fire lately. But u still see charron getting the next title shot.

charron is one of the most annoying to me. he has some amazing stuff but he's so damn corny that i just get uncomfortable watching him battle. him kid twist and fresco are pure cringe balls to me.

So in other words, you think being a w*gger is not corny and think dressing and acting true to your upbringing is.

Fresco actually is lame, but not because he wears product in his hair. It's because he does gun bars. At least when Charron does it he's being ironic.

Charron is the best battler in the world at the moment. He will beat Pat Stay and become the shining example that it doesn't matter where you come from or how nerdy your voice is, if you're great you're great. It's clear as day that Charron is the hardest working of them all.

In fact, Charron summed it up perfectly against DNA (paraphrasing)

They see an introverted reflection and it hurts and disturbs them
Anyone who brushes me off as corny or a nerd or a virgin
Is probably just really insecure as a person

[Amadeo]

I fucking hate Shotty Horrah, by the way. Arrogant British dick.

It was amazing that he battled Dizaster and managed to come off as more of a douche. Predicting all his bars like a bitch. Predicting bars should be an automatic DQ.

[Elision]

So in other words, you think being a w*gger is not corny and think dressing and acting true to your upbringing is.

... what? how the fuck did you decipher this from my post?

Fresco actually is lame, but not because he wears product in his hair. It's because he does gun bars.

It's also because he wears product in his hair. Dudes a faggot, or at least a faggot magnet.

Charron is the best battler in the world at the moment.

You don't think that's a stretch?

the shining example that it doesn't matter where you come from or how nerdy your voice is, if you're great you're great.

Thesaurus.

Also I'm really not insecure as a person. I just think he's the corniest battler in the professional circuit. Right next to arcane.

I fucking hate Shotty Horrah, by the way. Arrogant British dick.

Same he's another really annoying mc to me. I don't understand his hype at all.

[Amadeo]

Arsonal a good freestyler? He choked against shotty but they edited the footage. He choked against charron, and poulls out his phone every battle.

The way Charron clowned him for this was genius.

Pat vs ice was comical but... Not how don't flop does their comedy.

Don't Flop's humor relies on meta-humor a bit too much...too many jokes about jokes or schemes/bars about different types of schemes/bars. I dunno, I just feel it's a lazier form of humor than what Kid Twist and Pat Stay do (pure comedy).

[Amadeo]

To answer someone he doesn't have a job right now.

Yeah, there's no way he can write and memorize 15 minutes of material at that calibre in a couple months while he's going to college and working 9 to 5. I mean, Eminem wrote SSLP while raising a kid and working 70 hour weeks...but I don't see Pat Stay having the same work rate as him. If you consider also the time he'd spend maintaining his physique, it makes you wonder if Pat Stay has been bullshitting about his 9 to 5 the whole time.