Eminem rhymes that people might not have noticed three-post

by **EvryOnesACrtc** » Mar 23rd, '14, 07:46

I'm tired of jobs starting off at $5.50 an hour then this boss wonders why I'm smarting off

Dunno if this one is a stretch, but I definitely hear it.

by **Amadeo** » Mar 23rd, '14, 08:09

EvryOnesACrtc has had some great finds on this page.

RKOUnion wrote:Cinderella Man

My filet is smokin weed, yeah faggot, the steaks are high
Shit I ain't even suppose to be here

Nice.

EvryOnesACrtc wrote:I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook

EvryOnesACrtc wrote:Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pail o' garbage
It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch

Brilliant. My Fault is a masterpiece.

by **EvryOnesACrtc** » Mar 23rd, '14, 19:58

Amadeo wrote:EvryOnesACrtc has had some great finds on this page.

Thanks. I definitely feel like you're the best at it, by far.

I'm screaming like them two cops when 2Pac shot em
Holding 2 Glocks; hope your doors got new locks on em
My daughter's feet ain't got no shoes or socks on em
And them rings you wearin' look like they got a few rocks on em
And while you flaunt em I could be takin' em to shops to pawn em
I got a couple of rings and a brand-new watch; you want em?

I never knew the multi started at shoe/new/few. A lot longer than I had expected it to be.

Also, I'm not sure about this one, but it seems like it could be an attempted, hidden, scheme:

Watchin' ballers while they're flossin' in their Pathfinders
These overnight stars becomin' autograph-signers
We all long to blow up and leave the past behind us
Along with the small fries and average half-pinters
But player-haters turnin' bitch like they have vaginas
Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us

by **EminemInsider** » Mar 24th, '14, 14:30

How about "average" and "have vag(inas)?" That was definitely intentional.

by **EminemInsider** » Mar 24th, '14, 15:45

My Fault:

better be careful/getting my hair pulled

Didn't notice the better/getting part.

by **RKOunion** » Mar 31st, '14, 00:38

Headlights

You'd think that'd make us close, further away it drove us
But together headlights shine, and a car full of belongings
Still got a ways to go

by **Amadeo** » Mar 31st, '14, 11:57

STIW. Misaligned but clearly intentional:

It was November 31st today, would've been our anniversary
Two years, but you left on the first of May
I wrote it on the calendar, was gonna call but couldn't think of the words to say
But it came to me just now, so I put 'em in a verse to lay

Survival:

Floor's open if you'd like to discuss
Top five in this motherfucker
And if I don't make the cut like I give a fuck

by **EvryOnesACrtc** » Apr 5th, '14, 18:49

Keep lickin' these nuts you industry mutts
Keep walkin' around sniffin' each others butts
Or should I say asses
What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses

by **Amadeo** » Apr 12th, '14, 09:07

Legacy:

All my life I've been told I am not shit
by you whack fucking giant sacks
of lying dog shit

by **EminemInsider** » Apr 13th, '14, 06:59

Not sure whether I'd count this, since it's a syllable off, but it seems intentional:

or a new car/poorer than you are

The or/poorer part. Makes me wonder why he didn't just say, "more poor than you are."

by **cement** » Apr 13th, '14, 09:48

syllables
pick up some chicks
and get some digitzz
the dj is playing them hitzz
dis my jam this my shitz

by **slims** » Apr 13th, '14, 09:58

cement wrote:syllables
pick up some chicks
and get some digitzz
the dj is playing them hitzz
dis my jam this my shitz

Omg, no one has noticed this ever. Super complex rhymes, people.

by **RKOunion** » Apr 13th, '14, 22:06

Bad Meets Evil (demo version):

Tryin' on your mother's clothes, trying to get these bras to fit
When she comes home, I'm waiting in the closet with a knife, hiding so quiet you'll probably hear the faucet drip

by **EvryOnesACrtc** » Apr 13th, '14, 23:54

RKOunion wrote:Bad Meets Evil (demo version):

Tryin' on your mother's clothes, trying to get these bras to fit
When she comes home, I'm waiting in the closet with a knife, hiding so quiet you'll probably hear the faucet drip

Fuckin' love that Em. He was so ill wit it back then.

Anyway:
Cause man, I see it, feel it, live it, but it's inhumane/
For me to see you be influenced and pretend you ain't

Idk if he meant that to rhyme, but it seems attempted and sounds like it on wax.

by **TheGoodDoctor** » Apr 14th, '14, 03:29

EvryOnesACrtc wrote:Keep lickin' these nuts you industry mutts
Keep walkin' around sniffin' each others butts
Or should I say asses
What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses

what is this supposed to rhyme with?

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