hey guys im afraid that you will judge me when i post this but this is my FIRST rap song well i have been writing them for a while since i knew what a pen was um....yes1! i wrote this one in like 5 minutes because i am beginning to feel like a rap DOG haha geddit?? anyway please do not be mean or harsh becaues this all comes from the heart i have not written the secon d or thrid verses yet i want to know what u guys think of this first but please no mean feedback thansk!!!!
p.s. im raeally nervous to post this!
INTRO:)
a lot of people doubt me
i do not know what it is about me
that makes u people doubt me
i think i am going 2 snap
if i do not write tis rap
so here we go!
1-2-3
WEEEE!
(VERS:E1)
helelo ym name is bob!!
i like dogs because they are hot! (that rhymes ok)
and also ur mom (that also rhymes ok)
i got lots of swag!
do not you dare call me a fag!
becaus ei am not a FAg i am BOB.
i f*ck ur mom in her butt so hard it makes her SOB.
everyone syas i am a HEARTTHROB.
more like a HEART ROB
becuas ei rob your heart (get it???_ )
ever since the start
peple said i wasnt smart
but how can this d*ck be wrong?
how can i not sing my song?
also my gas pump is the size of texas
i bet that you wish that you coul d hit this
bt not violently violence is mean
when i said my gas pump i menat my peen (sorry if that is too dirty )
and when i said you cuold hit it i meant get it
but like suck it
because that is what you do to penises i think
or anyway that is what my older brother told me but he stinks
(brudge:)
he also told me when i was a little doggy
i always used to cry
because whenever i looked at a girl her pussy would just get tight
he said do not ask me why
and i said kk
i didnt mean to have all this swag...
didnt mean to have a d*ck the size of gods (jesus im sporry if that is blasphemy)
but all these female girls just have hot bods!!!
(HOOK)
my d*ck is too big for the pussy to contain
do not ask me why do not ask me why(uh,uh)
my d*ck is too bad for tis world to contain
do not ask me why do not ask me why(uh, uh)