Last one to post wins ...GAME

[Mr Evil]

i masturbate 8 times a day

You must've ran out of cum long ago

[Raul]

i masturbate 8 times a day

[Atone]

All jokes aside,

i've only used a condom with 4 of the girls i been with, 1 of them was a virgin and she freaked the fuck out when i jokingly said "oops", she fucking started crying and shit, even tho i instantly told her i was joking, bitch went all spazzstic

Would beat ur ass

Wait ur a female? lol

no worries, she got her revenge, her uncle was a cop, and the bitch set me up after we broke up, i'm not being paranoid, i mean, weeks after we broke up, i went to jail for somethin and her uncle just happened to be the arresting officer

[leoswe]

well fuck the police

[CanadaPure]

i masturbate 8 times a day

You must've ran out of cum long ago

I was drained within the first month. It's like powdered sugar when I bust now.

[slims]

I bet he's a virgin.

[Mr Evil]

i masturbate 8 times a day

You must've ran out of cum long ago

I was drained within the first month. It's like powdered sugar when I bust now.

Life is fucking cruel mate

[Raul]

i mean, it's not that I do it toooo much, but the fact that I sometimes have a sudden urge and nothing can stop me from doing it bothers me. I shud be more normal

[Atone]

Atone, your life stories sound like complete bullshit sometimes. How do you find yourself in endless fucked up situations? Not saying you're lying btw, i'm saying make a fucking cartoon about it and cash in ffs

lmao

i'm gonna say this, i used to do dumb shit in my life, i used to act like an ass and was a real horrible person, anger issues and all that, drank like a mother fucker, i changed alot after 2010, i guess in my past i just had a lot of growing up to do

I bet he's a virgin.

i guess you can see i'm a virgin all over again, since i havn't been with a girl since may of 2011, i got personal family shit to worry about rather than tryin to get laid or putting my trust in another female, i don't got time for all that

[Mr Evil]

i mean, it's not that I do it toooo much, but the fact that I sometimes have a sudden urge and nothing can stop me from doing it bothers me. I shud be more normal

I think everyone has that unstoppable urge from time to time

[CanadaPure]

Life is fucking cruel mate

Ah, it's okay. My future wife will hopefully like powdered sugar on her pancakes, French toast, and crepes.

[EG.]

My phone and id acting weird af

[Atone]

My phone and id acting weird af

Turn it off, and then turn it back on

[EG.]

My phone and id acting weird af

Is dat y u ignore me?!???1

I'm not ignoring u

[PAINKILLƎR]

anyone having xbox live issues?

ya, it's a bit bumpy this week