fruit flies

[Devil'sAdvocate]

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Fruit-Flies

this could justify me getting a girlfriend tbh

[Devil'sAdvocate]

you know, let her deal with the fruit flies...

[Devil'sAdvocate]

That's too much effort, I wanna buy something and kill them all

get a cleaning lady.

And No Calandre, I'm very incompetent when it comes to stuff like this.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

No tv set at chez Calandre, I'm afraid

you don't have a fucking TV? how do you watch the football games? streaming is not fun

I can do a lot of things good, cleaning just isnt one of them... my room is a fucking disastrous mess and if anybody messes with MY pile of garbage, i will kill them cuz i know where everything is in my pile of garbage

[Devil'sAdvocate]

no TV, why?

*in Eminems voice*

Hippies man, hippies dont have TV's man... see the one thing i notice about hippies man is... hippies never ask me to watch TV man, after i fuck em

Yesterday my cable died
I hog tied a hoe with my cable rope
said next time the cable dies, buy some fucking shows

[Him Shadow]

I did this one time to burn this bitches



but it was in dormitory so I didn't care much

[Devil'sAdvocate]

I didn't edit that lol

and i never can imagine listening to the radio for football games...

[CanadaPure]

Suck the fruit flies dicks until they leave money on the side table and sneak out of the house.

[CanadaPure]

Suck the fruit flies dicks until they leave money on the side table and sneak out of the house.

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[Devil'sAdvocate]

a mod can check, i dont care but i really didnt press edit lol...

[Devil'sAdvocate]

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a mod can check, i dont care but i really didnt press edit lol...

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what? did i press edit?

[CanadaPure]

Bigray, are you gay for pay? Because you could be gay today. ¯\_(⁎❛ᴗ❛⁎)_/¯

[Devil'sAdvocate]

a mod can check, i dont care but i really didnt press edit lol...

I didn't say it was you - it wasn't even your post. It was bigray - He added the Eminem verse to his post
You should ask me how I feel after being so close to death instead of being so stubborn

Sometimes i misplace my manners, probably somewhere in my room

at least you didn't die...

[Devil'sAdvocate]

at least you didn't die...

Unfortunately for some

don't be so hard on yourself

they probably are intimidated by how much they love you

[EG.]

Don't let anything rot and u won't have them?