I first heard about Eminem when I was about 2. "Without Me" would always be blaring in my dad's car. Then Slim came back with "Just Lose It", and I was in love. During the hiatus period, I went through Kindergarten, 1st, 2nd and 3rd grade. My mother got a divorce with my dad (he was an alcoholic), and I didn't see him for 2 and a half years.

From 7th-8th grade, I realized how difficult school was going to get. However, I KNEW that I wouli still go to 9th grade, nonetheless. Near the end of 8th grade, my Algebra teacher (major bitch but she saved my ass) added a new accommodation to my IEP (Basically a thing for autistic kids. Gives them more time to work, use a computer, etc.). And that accommodation was- If I have an E that is over 50%, I STILL GET A CREDIT. At first, I wasn't happy about this. But now that I'm in the middle of 9th grade, I realized- "Fuck. This might work." I still feel bad for my other classmates, though. I wish we could all pass, no matter what. Oh well, at least I don't have to repeat 9th grade three times

Now enough of my shit, I wanna tell you my Eminem related shit.
I got into Eminem in 2012. Using a handful of torrents, I managed to listen to all of Eminem's discography by the end of the year. When MMLP2 was leaked, I was so thirsty for new material. I listened to it (a move I still regret) the night it leaked, and FUCK. Love at first sight! I thought the beat change on BAD GUY was so fucking dope

When I heard that Eminem was going on tour in 2014, I asked my dad to get tickets. He promised that he would buy them. Fast forward to August 22nd, and I'm surrounded by fellow fans to see Marshall. Weed was smoked around me, and I got a contact buzz. I will never forget that night! The concert was amazing, and near the end of it, I was higher than Snoop Dogg on 420. I'm usually a loud motherfucker, but that weed made me so fucking quiet. I remember this dude selling shirts for $20 each, and my dad's girlfriend was bitching about my shirt size. I said "Man, don't worry about that shit."

I am very excited for Shady XV. I hope there isn't two Eminem tracks on the new material disc. I want four.
Well anyway. That's me. Glad to be here.
