Spin Magazines ranks all 289 Eminem songs

[Notalius]

this list is embarrassing

[DetroitSkills]

this list is embarrassing

powerful and true, noddy4admin

[DetroitSkills]

If I Had is #7 and I Need a Doctor is #279. Lel

[Kahleb]

Puke is higher than Asshole

I hope Em doesn't see this and start with the durgs again.

[DetroitSkills]

Puke is higher than Asshole

I hope Em doesn't see this and start with the durgs again.

smh

[TheBoss123]

There will never be a perfect list unless we all have the same brain tbh

Yes, but saying Just Lose It is better than Evil Twin is kind of insane, this list is objectively incorrect in some areas.

I completly agree with you.

[EminemInsider]

If you ever begin to doubt that people really don't have a clue about rap music, just look at this list. Whoever "K.M" is, he/she deserves to be captured, tortured, and disemboweled.

[runSA]

Worst list ever

[EminemInsider]

If you notice, there's also an underlying internet feminist theme in the notations for this list. Almost Famous is bad because it has a "rape joke," and rape jokes are always bad, no matter what, because "rape is never funny," and anything with a rape joke in it is automatically bad. It's not actually a rape joke anyway, it's a Kanye reference/Ben Roethslisberger joke, but don't expect the feminist hipster to see that. Then there are the comments for Superman:

100. "Superman" feat. Dina Rae (The Eminem Show, 2002)
"Superman" may be the most plainly misogynistic track in Eminem's oeuvre — no small feat. Controversially, though, the Eminem Show creeper (which features an assist from singer Dina Rae) also ranks as his most successful sleaze-jam. K.M.

Misogynyyyy! Creeperrrr! Eminem insulting groupies who throw themselves at him is misogynistic, because it involves calling them "bitches," and insulting a woman is never OK.

Love the Way You Lie doesn't make it clear enough that it's all the man's fault for being "abusive," and the woman has no choice but to keep coming back from more, so it's also terrible.

From where they sit, it's OK to say whatever you want, so long as it doesn't say anything about women or gays.

Surprising that Kim is still highly-regarded, though. There must be something in the craftsmanship that impresses the hipster enough to override the feminist agenda.

[Norway kills]

What? Seriously?

[DetroitSkills]

What? Seriously?

didnt even see that, wtf

[slims]

WHY ARE THEY LETTING TUMBLR FEMINISTS WRITE FOR SPIN???
These writers are not men.

[EminemInsider]

WHY ARE THEY LETTING TUMBLR FEMINISTS WRITE FOR SPIN???
These writers are not men.

They're about as likely to be men as women.

[slims]

I know, I was kidding.

[EminemInsider]

I know, I was kidding.

I know you were, but I was not saying that it was a woman who wrote this, I said it was an internet feminist with an agenda.