[Chorus]
Now everybody listen up to my introduction
Don't take for granted the fact that i let you function
Diss me i fuck you over, and i don't mean with words
Push the dildo like a demon but worse!
Sitting online talking about how you a drug dealer
You don't look hard, you would be much realer
If you could just admit that you're fake as fuck
Get your record button preshed and tape this smut!
Angriest git, lankier than the lankiest tit
Ima get the bus and travel to Hanley and sit
On a post in the freezing rain and achieving gain
Saps giving me money to go and spend on peas and steak
I spit in death's face, watch his breath race
Wipe the spit from his face and just do it again against fate
I wrote a couple raps and look how crazy shit got
Most people just think that it's racist, hip hop
I'm fuckin going against fate and it's plot
I should be a plumber but i'm not takin this job!
I'm gonna deal with you the only way i know how
Put it this way, it'll be parental advisory even toned down!
I got the must surreal shit and the most sick lyrics
People know ima come and get them, so the gits fear it!
Come home with me, then land in the canal
You were showing off tryna be gangsta, the normal standard, then you fell!
[Chorus]
Now everybody listen up to my introduction
Don't take for granted the fact that i let you function
Diss me i fuck you over, and i don't mean with words
Push the dildo like a demon but worse!
Sitting online talking about how you a drug dealer
You don't look hard, you would be much realer
If you could just admit that you're fake as fuck
Get your record button preshed and tape this smut!
I'm the best rapper to hold a mic
Come on stage, get booed off, and escape in a stolen bike!
I'm gonna spin you around in the washin machine
Images blurred, like my raps, they're often obscene!
But i don't care i just keep carry on soiling my notebook
Take it and record till it's boiling my throat look!
Well i don't do drugs and i don't get drunk
Don't head to the nightclub, dance to trance and get fucked!
Only like three people hear this, Hoppo Ash and Ben Thorley
All you ignorant shits, ima lob out of a tower wit ten stories!
Ima keep posting and just keep feeding your hate
Tryna piss you off enough to find the key to your rage
So that i can piss you off so much that you get red faced
Shaking like you about to get raped and a splitting headache!
Your brain explodes tryna comprehend and we can't stitch it back
Maybe you should put this away and not listen to it's tracks!
[Chorus]
Now everybody listen up to my introduction
Don't take for granted the fact that i let you function
Diss me i fuck you over, and i don't mean with words
Push the dildo like a demon but worse!
Sitting online talking about how you a drug dealer
You don't look hard, you would be much realer
If you could just admit that you're fake as fuck
Get your record button preshed and tape this smut!
My songs will make you pissed turn you into a Satanist
Till you cut your wrist so hard it's something no amount of paste can fix!
You can't contain this shit inside a fuckin' lazer disk
It explodes and all the blades will slit till a whole side of your face is hit!
Sick of people polluting the world's atmosphere
There's nothing but assholes and bastards here
Just know that anybody that isn't wack is here
Reading this shit, noticing how i rap so clear!
You're the biggest fucking human waste
That i've ever seen, you're taking up the hugest space
Trying to intercept my music so people don't hear these booming waves
Cause you know if they hear it they won't care about you, it's great!
I can't even remember the point of this song
It was just an excuse to lash out with my poisonous tongue
You made a choice to attack me, but this choice it is wrong
If said guy decides to come respond, i'll just toy with this mong!
[Chorus]
Now everybody listen up to my introduction
Don't take for granted the fact that i let you function
Diss me i fuck you over, and i don't mean with words
Push the dildo like a demon but worse!
Sitting online talking about how you a drug dealer
You don't look hard, you would be much realer
If you could just admit that you're fake as fuck
Get your record button preshed and tape this smut!