Every other rapper is counterfeit, I`m the only one the crown'll fit,
You're just reading this genius shit and lovin' the sound of it,
I`ll pound a fist of nouns and wit 'n beat you 'round with it,
The brownest shit ever spit since Everest leapt from the ground 'n grit,
Astoundin' script, so profound it's strict-ly from hell or south of it,
I'm as renowned as sick, as a sick chick well endowed with dick,
I`ll growl 'n spit at any frowning bitch who isn`t down with this,
Then prowl with snips at your house or crib and wait for ur spouse or chick,
Knock her out by poundin' bricks into her poutin' mouth 'n lips,
Foulest shit, sicker than old shite's on childporn-sites browsin' vids,
Loadin' down pics to rouse a dick at the expense of a thousand kids,
Once, I found a prick, trousers round his shins, and wankin 'bout da shit,
He got grounded quick, severed and never found without a dick,
Bound 'n stiff under the gound 'n filth, too deep for hounds ta sniff,
Came back round in 6, or 5 years and right there dug him out of it,
Smellin' foul as shit, Brought his slain remains to my domain in mountain mist,
Drove him down a brown abyss of wood'n trees to where my house exists,
Slapped his rancid ass in an acid bath and let him drown in it,
I mixed lyrics and pics of the sickest lyricists around with this,
Then I howled in bliss after downin' it, not spittin' out a drip,
I kept for written ink what I didn`t drink, this is why I`m foul 'n sick,
I`m so Ill now I can pronounce "this" with a lisp and a mouth a crisps,
I announce this shit without a risk of anyone to pounce 'n flip,
I`ll trounce 'n kick too vast an amount of shit outta you to count it with
A calculator, I`ll captivate 'n trap a hater with greater nouns 'n wit
Pass the crown 'n sit, No kneel and feel weak as you bow to it,
I`ll try this thing on, get my bling on like a Klingon, bound ta fit!
Any feedback would be much appreciated!!
Thanks peeps, nice comments!!
