Best diss lines ever!?

[Rob]

In my opinion...


2Pac @ Biggie - "I fucked your wife..."

[Big-T]

Nas on Ether-

Foxy got you hot 'cause you kept your face in her puss
What you think, you gettin girls now 'cause of your looks??????
Negro please
You no mustache havin, with whiskers like a rat
Compared to Beans you wack
And your man stabbed Un and made you take the blame
You ass, went from Jaz to hangin with Caine, to Herb, to Big
And, Eminem murdered you on your own shit
You a dick-ridin faggot, you love the attention
Queens niggas run you niggas, ask Russell Simmons

best bit when he kills Jay

[,-,'-{Bar}-',-,]

"Em you claim your mothers a crack head, Kim is a known slut,
So what's Halie gonna be when she grows up?"

yeh ill agree with that

[Chino562]

"Muthafucker I'ma show you who the gangsta
All you do is Murder Inc., now who the wanksta?"

[AspirinE]

Eminem-Dilated, go ask your people how I leave ya
with your three CD's, nobody sees, when they released
Evidence, don't fuck around with real MC's
who ain't ready for no underground beef, so fuck geeks


Those 4 lines is pure murder, it could have killed any record they put against it.

[pawel]

"Em you claim your mothers a crack head, Kim is a known slut,
So what's Halie gonna be when she grows up?"

yeah, I found that one good too

[AspirinE]

"Em you claim your mothers a crack head, Kim is a known slut,
So what's Halie gonna be when she grows up?"

that shit dont even rhyme good, yet alone makes sense lol.

[MoBrat]

its not ment 2 rhyme its the start of a song

[4D]

Nice diss lines from Eminem to Fred Durst:

I'm not bein cocky, I just know when somebody's mockin me
I stick up my middle finger, he sticks up his finger (hey!)
I say "Fuck Christina" he says "Fuck Christina" but meaner
So from doin a song with Method to beggin to get accepted
I'm peggin Fred with the bottle of dye that he bleached his head with

[4D]

Clarky I think these are better disses to Benzino than the one he gave to Eminem:

I would never claim to be no, Ray Benzino
An eighty-three year old fake Pacino

No wonder you're sore now, lordy you're bored now
I'm pushing thirty, you're kickin forty's door down
(That one made me lmfao first time i heard it, great imagery )

[Curious]

Clarky I think these are better disses to Benzino than the one he gave to Eminem:

I would never claim to be no, Ray Benzino
An eighty-three year old fake Pacino

No wonder you're sore now, lordy you're bored now
I'm pushing thirty, you're kickin forty's door down
(That one made me lmfao first time i heard it, great imagery )

^ i like those ones as well

and i know this one doesn't rhyme either Asp, but it cracks me up "Daddy, is Ja Rule taller than me? No honey, you guys are the same size."

[4D]

and i know this one doesn't rhyme either Asp, but it cracks me up "Daddy, is Ja Rule taller than me? No honey, you guys are the same size."

That's a great line!!

Or

Hand daddy his oscar, we're gonna stick it up Ja Rule's ass.

[Rapsoldier101]

Jadakiss @ 50 Cent "It Will Take a Lifetime To see Kiss// U Had To Get Shot Nine Times To Be Rich"

Proof @ Ja Rule "You Cowards Do Some Before We Do Ours// I Could Write a Ja Rule Album In 2 Hours"

Royce @ Proof "And i Dont Like Proof Punk Ass He Think He Tough// He Keep 30 Ni**as Wit Him cuz He Week As Fuck//If I Ever Catch U Ima Fuck U Up//Grab Ur Lil Cheap As Chain And Peice u Up// U Better Hope You N The White Boi Keep In Touch// N Be A Good Lil Hype Man Or Ur Lease Is Up// Since Slim Signed 50 I Dont See Ur Teeth As Much// Good Cuz u got A Grill Like A Fucking Truck// Daammnn Homie!"

R.I.P. 2 Proof But Dead Or Alive U Cant Deny A Good Diss Record, No Disrespect Just It Was Good Before He Died So Its Gonna Be Good After He Dies, the Harsh Reality Or Life

[D.N.A.]

In my opinion...


2Pac @ Biggie - "I fucked your wife..."

lol i think there were better lines in "Hit 'em up" than this one...

"Biggie remember when I use to let you sleep on the couch
And beg the bitch to let you sleep in the house" -2Pac

"Mobb Deep wonder why nigga blowed them out
Next time grown folks talk, nigga close your mouth" - 2Pac

"That fat nigga thought Lean Back was "In Da Club"
My shit sold 11 mill, his shit was a dud
Jada don't fuck with me if you wanna eat
Cause I'll do your lil ass like Jay did Mobb Deep
Yeah homie, in New York, niggas like your vocals
But thats only New York dawg, your ass is local" - 50Cent

"And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two females
in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails
"Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim Anus
I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!" - Eminem

"If you was really sellin coke, well then what the fuck
you stop for dummy? If you slew some crack
you'd make alot more money than you do from rap " -Eminem

"Now if you wanna beef with me, then i'm beefin with you
I think about tha game and what its like and "WHAT WOULD IT BE WITHOUT YOU"" - Busta Rhymes

[Big-T]

Just thought of another one:

You a bitch-how you call urself the ice cream man?
When Master P took your name and your ice cream van

(@ Yukmouth) lol