

Maybe wrote:I'm so awesome, I don't mind looking desperate.
Chet wrote:Fuck House. If I wanted to watch a sarcastic person in the medical field, I would stalk Yoshi


HAYZI wrote:first smoked a cigarette at 11![]()
first drank vodka at 13![]()
first smoked weed at 13![]()
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But that was when I was little.

ShadySgurliluvu008 wrote: : SEX IN THE DARK:
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on
the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at
him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . if you explain the kids."
lmao!!!


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