Favourite Movie Quotes.

[Sunni]

Post your favourite quotes from your favourite movies here.

Street Fighter (Live Action)
Bison: You have made me a very happy man.
Guile: And next, I'll make you a dead one.

Guile: I'm gonna kick Bisons ass so hard, the next Bison wannabe will feel it!

Cannibal! The Musical
Alferd Packer: And then I ran and ran as fast as I could.
Polly Pry: But you made it out, right?
Alferd Packer: Yeah, I hid in Wyoming for a while. I should have let them kill me.
Polly Pry: Why?
Alferd Packer: You ever been to Wyoming.
[we cut and see Alferd in a deserted field]
Alferd Packer: Uh, hello?
Polly Pry: Oh my God! It sounds horrible!

Orgazmo
Dave the Lightning Guy: I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.

BASEketball
Reemer: Your bed is over here.
[indicates a dog bed]
Squeaki: Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?
Cooper: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
Squeak: Yeah I could.
Reemer: No. Dude, you're a little bitch!
Squeaki: I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.
Cooper: 'Cause you're a piece of shit.
Squeak: I am not a piece of shit!
Reemer: Yeah, but you're a little bitch.
Squeak: Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm outta here!

Cooper: Hey pigfucker, can I call you pigfucker?
Reemer: No, only my friends can call me pigfucker.

Coop: It's Coop and Remer.
Reemer: We graduated with Britney.
Dr. Kaiser: You graduated?
Coop: Of course we graduated, cock - Beer?
Remer: Man this place looks like a Dockers commercial.
Coop: Oh hey, Stef!
Stephanie: Coop! Remer!
Coop: You wanna beer?
Stephanie: Oh, my God, you guys haven't changed since High School!
Coop: Oh, cool.
Stephanie: No, it isn't.
Coop: Cock. Hey, Skidmark Steve, cool. You sill hangin' out, playin' Nintendo?
Skidmark Steve: Well, if you must know, I'm in my second year of med school and I'm training for the Summer Games. What are you two up to?
Coop: Just hanging out. Playing Nintendo. Cock.

Squeak: If I make this next shot, you'll have to stop calling me Squeak.
Reemer: Okay.
Squeak: Or bitch.
Reemer: Or bitch.
Reemer: Okay.
[Squeak throws the ball and misses]
Reemer: Tough break, Squeak.
Cooper: Yeah, now you gotta fetch the ball, bitch.

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop!

Army General: You told us that windows 98 would be faster, and more efficient with better access to the internet!
Bill Gates: It IS faster! Over five million...
[General shoots Bill Gates and everyone cheers]

The Longest Yard (2005)
Switowski: Will you teach me to football?
Caretaker: I'll teach you football. I'll teach you anything. Just don't eat me.

Paul : Do you play football?
Caretaker: I was so bad at sports that when I was in school they would usually pick me after the white kids.

That's all I can think of right now.

[Hunneh_Buns]

The Longest Yard (2005)
Switowski: Will you teach me to football?
Caretaker: I'll teach you football. I'll teach you anything. Just don't eat me.

Lol that was funny.

8 Mile

Stephanie: Greg and I are having sex problems.
B. Rabbit: Please, you're not gonna talk to me about that.
Stephanie: Greg won't go down on me.
B. Rabbit: Fuck, mom!
~~~

The Longest Yard
Caretaker: Who we gonna *crush*?
Football team: The *guards*!
Caretaker: Who we gonna *kill*?
Football team: The Guards!
Caretaker: Who we gonna *kiss*?
Brucie: The Guards!
[football team looks confused]
Caretaker: Gotchya!

Paul Crewe: Good news, boys, I didn't spill my beer.

Caretaker: Look in your toilet, I left you a surprise.
Paul Crewe: You took a shit in my toilet?
Caretaker: No, that's what I left in Brucey's toilet.

Big Tony: [reading sign] Foot... ball... tree... outs. What the hell's a tree-out?
Brucie: It's try-out, you half a meatball.

Punky: [after the convicts won the game] We win! Group hug in the shower tonight!... or not. Or not.





I don't watch much movies...So here's a quote from my favorite show

Lost
Jin: Have a cluckety-cluck-cluck day, Hugo.

[ines]

i am watching many movies, but don't ask me to quote it

[Sunni]

That's a good way to get a high post.

[j_shady]

i am watching many movies, but don't ask me to quote it

if you are gonna post meaningless messages then please do a everyone a favor and not post anything...this goes for everyone, if youre gonna post stuff like this then please dont participate..we can tell if you are tryna get a higher post count or not

[Bairdy]

Reservoir Dogs

Mr. Pink: Do you know what this is? Its the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.

Friday

Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.

Next Friday

Pinky: C'mon, Young Blood. Don't kill me, man. I got a mothafuckin' girlfriend. I got a wife on the side.

Day-Day: Fat bitches need love too, Craig!
Roach: Fa Sho.