Someday I'll be a Tr Vet....lol

by 4D » Feb 13th, '07, 14:38

Someday I'll be a Tr Vet, drink fine wine 'n drive pink corvettes,
Livin' the high life, kids n a fine wife and real hawt sex,
But the dreams all wrecked, I shat meself sittin here in da swivel chair,
I didn't hear the fart that starts to make the shit appear,
I need to leave my seat 'n clean my cheeks, but I can't move,
I`m debatin with Asp, 'bout who's greatest in rap 'n I can't lose,
I`m infact glued to my position, doin my revision in Wiki-pedia,
Ignorin true noobs and explorin youtube for the sickest media,
Gettin hemophilia from lack of movement, so the clottin' occurs,
I write to ignite the sites rapid improvement, so I`m plottin a verse,
Droppin it first, then scopin the thread hopin it bled my adversary,
In hip-hop domain openin' minds, like holdin' a child at a nursery,
Then I flip-off da-brain flowin in lines, on MSN with TR's next best men,
C-game, Bar, Asp, Kez, Aguanis, We-came far that text is honest,
And my next is modest, I`m fuckin unbelievable, a tantric sex adonis,
I type fast to vex tha commas when i`m flowin like the Mississippi,
Water off a ducklets back when I slaughter a fuckers wack disses simply,
The best, give me a test, one word, flyin colours, one world rhymin brothers,
The sun burns like-da butters on hot toast, when the heat on my drops roast,
I`m sea-sick but rock boats, canoodling in canoes on beaches off-coast,
Just read this long post, and admit I`m tha-shit and indeed I did not boast,
I`m being humble like my conceited uncle, I`m an arrogant bastard,
But I deserve it cos of my verses, you're observin' assonance mastered,
Gotta go switch my knickers now, it's stickin OW, my ass is just plastered!