25 Worst Rap Lyrics

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Twenty-five lyrical mishaps that made your favorite rappers wish they could go back in time and re-write their rhymes.

25. "Verse number 2 do the damn thang keeps on my neck pocket's full of Ben Franks."
-Yung Joc, "It's Goin' Down."
Album: New Joc City |
A classic case of saying...absolutely nothing.

24. "There's no need to lie folk, Why you sleepin' wit ya eyes closed?"
-Timbaland, "Get on the Bus"
Album: Why Do Fools Fall in Love (Soundtrack)
Well, Tim, if I heard you rhyme like that all the time, I'd definitely sleep with my eyes and ears closed as well.

23.
"I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."
-Canibus, "Funk Master Flex Freestyle"
Obviously, Canibus slept through 10th grade when they went over units of measurement.

22."Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."
-Jay-Z, "It's Hot"
Album: Volume 3: Life and Times of S.Carter
And, Jay-Z skipped all his Geography classes.

21. "N****s in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex."
- Peter Gunz, "Deja Vu: Uptown Baby"
Album: Make It Reign
What are the odds that Cory Gunz ghostwrote this for his dad at age 9?

20. "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin."
- Dr. Dre, "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang"
Album: The Chronic |
Aren't we glad that he eventually decided to hire some serious ghostwriters afterwards?

19. "When it's hot I'm duckin them people with my fire arm Look I be straight thuggin."
-Turk, "Trife Livin"
Album: Young and Thuggin' |

18."My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)"
- Redman "5 Boroughs"
Album: The Corruptor Soundtrack |
Apparently, Reggie Noble's calculator is slightly different from ours.

17. Don't try to treat me like I AIN'T FAMOUS My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus
- Kanye West, "Gettin' It In"
Album: Kiss of Death |
Oh I get it: there's Libra, Saggitarius, Scorpio and then Uranus. And you say Kanye doesn't deserve to have his image displayed next to the word 'genius' in the dictionary?

16."Hood n***a from Bankhead, I stay by Grandma Nana I lay by my banana, dumpin' and punkin' monkeys."
- Young Dro, "Shoulder Lean"
With all the money T.I. made from King, you'd think he would at least invest in a decent ghostwriter for his prot

[DarkMan]

7."I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."
-Chingy ("Balla Baby")
Album: Powerballin' |
Wow, I didn't realize that China and Japan weren't even part of the Asian continent, Thanks Chingy

LOL.. what a dumbass

[*MIRANDA*]

20. "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin."
- Dr. Dre, "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang"
Album: The Chronic |
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CLASSIC SHIT though

1.Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami All that loud talkin lyin save that sh*t for your mammy Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla" I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay) Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!"
-Trina ("Here We Go")
Album: Glamorest Life

i wanted to kill her the first time i heard the song

[pawel]

23."I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."
-Canibus, "Funk Master Flex Freestyle"
Obviously, Canibus slept through 10th grade when they went over units of measurement.

with 3-60 he meant a whole rotation. 7-20 is 2 whole rotations that is right

10."First family will gradually lift that a*s up like gravity."
- Lil' Fame (of M.O.P.) ("Half and Half")

omg -.-

[D@vid]

23."I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."
-Canibus, "Funk Master Flex Freestyle"
Obviously, Canibus slept through 10th grade when they went over units of measurement.

with 3-60 he meant a whole rotation. 7-20 is 2 whole rotations that is right

no its not. density isn't measured in degrees, thats why the comment says he must have missed learning his units of measure



this list alone speaks for all the whack music today. most of the ppl on there are whack and i would never listen to there shit, especially now that i've seen this

[yoshi]

20. "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin."
- Dr. Dre, "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang"
Album: The Chronic |

my fave one.

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they obviously aint heard kojacks shit

[Sleepy]

7."I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."
-Chingy ("Balla Baby")
Album: Powerballin' |
Wow, I didn't realize that China and Japan weren't even part of the Asian continent, Thanks Chingy

LOL.. what a dumbass

[ctodap]

yo that was some funnie stuff:p

[sinemm]

well ppl dont like the lyrics of candy shop but its loved alot
n so is nothin but a g thang i like that too

but interestin list

[Big-T]

lol quite funny i cnt fink of any nw but i fink mayb there are much worse ones that sum of those neway 2 tired 2 fink rite now