I patiently wait my hardest-to-drop
but it takes less time to harvest-my-crops
less, it takes for these pop artists-to-pop
and no, no you just can't hurt-me-enough
to make me listen to this bitch, Hillary-Duff
or to this child dry fucker, Akon
the media didn't give a fuck, and let him play on
it's not that I envy him, cause I envy-no-man
but I do get amazed by this bitch Lindsay-Lohan
not by her music but by her breast-implants
she has me cumming on my hands and rest-in-pants
and another young ho by the name of JoJo
has me going so much I can't say no-mo'
yea and fuck these corny fuckin' drama-queens
that whore Britney Spears, a fuckin' mama cream
a life without these bitches is what I'm tryna dream
I was bored, so in my car I made a celebrity diss.