sum funny crap LOL

by **EmFan4Life** » Nov 4th, '05, 03:56

would u like to live here?
These are names of actual locations

Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Bastard (Norway)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

sum funny jokes lol

Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."

A man walked up to a little old lady rocking in a chair on her porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," he said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," she said. "I also do a gramme of charlie a day, a spliff every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat junk food, and never exercise, and do pills on the weekend."
"That's amazing," said the man, "how old are you?"
"Twenty-four."

by **Hunneh_Buns** » Nov 4th, '05, 04:06

Lol, I like that last joke. :happy:

by **SNaKe** » Nov 5th, '05, 00:18

really funny i

by **AspirinE** » Nov 5th, '05, 07:56

Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

ROLMAOF

by **yoshi** » Nov 5th, '05, 14:40

Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)

LOL

and lmao @ last joke :sweating:

by **ShadyRox** » Nov 5th, '05, 17:03

Wow, did u do the research on these places? Lol. props

by **EmFan4Life** » Nov 6th, '05, 22:23

ShadyRox wrote:Wow, did u do the research on these places? Lol. props

lol no i found this list on some website that has a lot of funny stuff on it

i dont think i would ever be bored enough to do that

by **Hunneh_Buns** » Nov 6th, '05, 22:24

I saw this list on amusingfacts.com

by **50_Cent** » Nov 13th, '05, 16:57

That's funny

I would like to live in Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)

by **Warped** » Nov 14th, '05, 05:48

by **SNaKe** » Nov 14th, '05, 14:10

altough i live also in a city with a rare name if you think a little further...
in Holland it's calling 'Helmond'.. but if you translate it to english it's gonna be 'Hellmouth'....... :8)

sum funny crap LOL

sum funny crap LOL

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