Eminem's Best Lines

[Tash8]

What do you think his best lines are:

1) I just remembered im absent minded, wait, i mean i lost my mind i cant find it

2) More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane

3) you want me to watch my mouth, how? Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?

4) 'Til they sit and they cry at night wishin they'd die, 'Til they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe, We're nothin to you - but we're the fuckin shit in they eyes

5) i don't promote violence I just encourage it

I got this topic from d12 world forum, so decided what you guys thought were his best lines.

[°[~CHR!$~]°]

"I came to save these new generations of babies from parents who failed to raise them 'cause they're lazy."



"And I just do not got the patience to deal with these cocky caucasians who think I'm some ***** who just tries to be black 'cause I talk with an accent, and grab on my balls. So they always keep askin
the same fuckin questions. What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in. The why, the who what when, the where, and the how, 'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out."

"A whole generation of kids blowin out their fuckin brains to this
Kurt Cobain music - students converted to 'caine users
as soon as they heard it went out and murdered and maimed to it "

"My mother wasn't able to raise me,Full of crazy rage
An angry teenager,Nothing could change me back
Gangsta rap made me act like a maniac"

"Drug sickness got me doin some bugged twitches
I'm withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itches
I don't rap to get the women - fuck bitches
Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes"

^thats some of them....there prolly way more

[4D]

"I don't rap for dead presidents, I'd rather see the president dead, it's never been said, but I set precedence", awesome line. "We As Americans"

"I use to sell pizza's, now i got twelve visa's, So tell jesus I'm gonna quit sinning when hell freezes", dope! "Till Hell Freezes Over"

"Slim shady - hotter then a set of twin babies, in a Mercedes Benz wit the windows up,
when the temp goes up to the mid 80's" "Forgot About Dre"

"My rhyming skills got you climbing hills, I travel through your mind into your spine like siren drills", "Infinite".

"Cause I don't really think that the fact that I'm Slim matters, A plaque and platinum status is WACK if I'm not the baddest", ......"Till I Collapse".


They're some of my favourites, but there's really too many to name, and had to stop myself posting full verses.

[xxjmx12]

There's several different levels to Devil worshippin: horse's heads,
Human sacrifices, canibalism; candles and exorcism
Animals havin sex with 'em; camels mammals and rabbits
But I don't get into that, I kick the habit - I just,
Beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh
And I never eat you unless the fuckin, meat looks fresh
I got a lion in my pocket, I'm lyin, I got a nine in my pocket
And baby I'm just, dyin to cock him
He's ready for war, I'm ready for war
I got machetes and swords for any faggot that said he was raw
My uz' as, heavy as yours, yeah you met me before
I just didn't have as large an arsenal of weapons before
Marshall will step in the door, I lay your head on the floor
With your body spread on the bedspread, red on the wall
Red on the ceilin, red on the floor, get a new whore
Met on the second, wet on the third;
Then she's dead on the fourth - I'm dead wrong song- dead wrong
Thats at least in the top ten best verses ever

[Tash8]

^ that's what you think eminem's best line is???!?!@#!@?

[ThomasAguanis]

"I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis germs and I'm hotter than my dick is when I piss and it burns"-Any Man

"you want to see fights? I got a match for ya, you couldn't flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula" -Open Mic

and the whole song- Infinite (the whole album is crazy)

"ba ba bick bick balls balls balls, you'll never touch my balls"-My Ballz

[Hadez]

in no order
1. "Still Don't Give A Fuck"
I Walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you,
And cut u so fast when ur blood spilled it was still blue
"Still Don't Give A Fuck"

2. "Jealousy Woes II"
I used to be a puppet and a sucker for your silent treatments
I used to be intoxicated with your sweet sense
Until the day i started followin your feet prints
And tappin in your phone converstaion through the heat vents

3. "Open Mic"
My skin itches every time a rapper recites
And when he's through with his verse I'm all covered in flea bites
You wanna see fights I got a match for yoa
You couldn't flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula

4. "Tonight"
I'm sure the party people can agree
That I'm enchanting, with the romantically
Freaking vocals so frantically

[Hadez]

^^ ahaha i like that shit about the shoulder missiles.

[WolfeR]

I have a bunch of favorite lines from Em, but I'll list a few.

My favorite line of all would probably have to be one of these 2:
"And when the principal would tell me
I was nothin, and I wouldn't amount to shit
I made my first million and counted it
Now look at, a fuckin drop-out that quits
Stupid as shit, rich as fuck, and proud of it"

"My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise,
And at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme"
In fact that whole verse is one of my favorites.

Some others are:
"Let me know what's on your mind, Whitney give me one more line
To sniff, you fuckers know what time it is
Fuck your jewelery my record's almost diamond, BEEOTCH!"

Not really a line, but the last chorus from no apologies I really like:
"Expect no sympathy from me I'm an mc
This is how I'm supposed to be
Cold as a G, my hearts frozen it dont even beat
So expect no apologies"

"I love my fans
But no one ever puts a grasp on the fact i've sacrificed everything I have
I never dreamt i'd get to the level that i'm at, this is whack
This is more than I ever could of asked"

"But I got a wife that's determined to make my life livin'hell
But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt
So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else
But the years that I've wasted are nothing to the tears that I've tasted"

And much more, but those are some of my favs.

[4D]

"Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA
Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah"

GReat line!!

[D@vid]

not too good, but makes me laugh

verse from rap game:

I'ma get snuffed, cuz I ain't said enough to pipe down
I pipe down, when the [White House] just wiped out
When I see that little [Cheney] dike get sniped out
Lights out, bitch adios, goodnight {*gunshot* (AHH!)
Now put that in ya little pipe and bite down
Think for a minute cuz the hype just died down
That I won't go up in the Oval Office right now
And flip whatever ain't tied down upside down
I'm all for America, fuck the government
Tell that C. Delores Tucker slut to suck a dick
Motherfuck ducked, what the fuck? son of a bitch
Take away my gun, I'm gonna tuck some other shit
Can't tell me shit about the tricks of this trade
Switchblade, with a little switch to switch blades
And switch from a six to a sixteen inch blade
Shit's like a samurai sword or sensai
Shit just don't change to this day
I'm this way, still tell that utsl-ay itchb-ay
Ucks-ay my ikcd-ay, 'scuse my igp-ay atinl-ay
But uckf-ay you igp-ay

[AspirinE]

D12 "American Psycho"
I'm the devil - if ever there was such a thing
The results of much too many drugs what you're seeing
I'm a mindfuck, completely dis-(gus)-ting
I'm (white), a human mutt, fuck a being
I'm a dog - fuck lambs, I'm silencin 'em all

the way he says the devil line... it just gets stuck in my head

[Tash8]

D12 "American Psycho"
I'm the devil - if ever there was such a thing
The results of much too many drugs what you're seeing
I'm a mindfuck, completely dis-(gus)-ting
I'm (white), a human mutt, fuck a being
I'm a dog - fuck lambs, I'm silencin 'em all

the way he says the devil line... it just gets stuck in my head

gotta agree, that effect they added made it 100% better.

[Jay-19]

"You couldn't make your fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers"
-Can't remember what song it's from right now...

"My split-personality is having an identity-crisis"
-Low Down Dirty

"Not that I don't like you, it's just when I'm not behind the mic, I'm a person who's just like you"
-Don't Approach Me

[aleXander]

"The game will never be the same
No matter how much fame or success they attain
There will never be another me
And no matter what they do
There will never be another you
You can search but you'll never find
You can try to rewind time
But in your hearts and your minds
We will never die
We are forever alive
And we continue growing...."--------------------------------One day at a time