Eminem's Best Lines

[WolfeR]

"You couldn't make your fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers"
-Can't remember what song it's from right now...

That's from the Rap Olympics.
Good line.

[Inzanity]

"You couldn't make your fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers"
-Can't remember what song it's from right now...

That's from the Rap Olympics.
Good line.

it's also from a song on his album infinite and I agree it is a good line

[-[Zach]-]

"Tell the world to hold their breath they're breathing the wrong air
This planet belongs to me and this hippy with long hair
Two white boys who spike punch and light joints
Hang around drugs loud music and like noise
Slim Shady and Brown Trucker another bunch of motherfuckers
Who hate the world as much as each other
And I ain't leaving this party tonight
'Til I see some naked bitches dancin' around drunk touchin' each other
Rum and Pepsi got your perception of me sketchy
'Cause when I stage dive people are scared to catch me
'Cause all I do is curse and fuck
So when I do 'shrooms you all better give me two rooms
'Cause I'm fuckin' the first one up
So when you see me on your block you better lock your cars
'Cause you know I'm losin' it when I'm rappin' to rock guitars
This is for children who break rules
People that straight fool
And ever single teenager that hates school
Fuck Off"

that whole verse is hot

[Big-T]

"I've got so many ways to diss you that I'm playful with you,
I'll let a razor split you till they have to staple stitch you
And every single person in this place'll miss you,
If you try to turn my facial tissue to a racial issue"

sick lines he spat in battles

also:-

"Serial killer hiding murder material
in a cereal box on top of your stereo"

not as good but most ppl hav said da best 1z + theres loads more!

[ctodap]

shove a gerbil up you ass through a tube.... shove a gerbil up your as through a tube..

[rlxhustlr]

Nothin' moves me more than a groove the soothes me,
Nothin'soothes me more than a groove
that boosts me,
Nothin' boosts me more,
Or suits me beautifully,
There's nothin' you can do to me,
Stab me,
Shoot me,
Physcotic,
Hypnotic, product I got the antibotic.
Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada
God i talk alot of hem-de-lay-la-la-la,
oochie walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta,
Keep movin',
There's more music to make,
Keep makin' new shit,
Produce hits to break
the monotony,
What's gotten into me?
Drug's, rock and Hennessey,
Thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies,
On your knees,
Got you under seige,
Somebody you would give a lung to be
hun-ga-ry,
Like a fuckin' younger me,
Fuck the fee,
I can get you jumped for free,
Yah buddy,
Laugh it's funny,
I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing,
I'm past bluffing,
Pass the K-Y,
Let's get ready for some intense,
serious ass fucking!

[Epidemik]

I whipped my dick out, and aint no doubt about it.
shit hit the ground caused an earthquake and power outage.

dont know if its his best line.. but it makes me laugh every time i here it.

[hudock.Steve]

My favorite lines from Eminem are

"And when the principal would tell me
I was nothing, and I wouldn't amount to shit
I made my first million and counted it
Now look at, a fucking drop-out that quits
Stupid as shit, rich as fuck, and proud of it"

"My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise,
And at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme"
In fact that whole verse is one of my favorites.


Shake a leg with Eminem and Christina Aguilera

[Knicky]

I Murder this Inc as soon as I touch the page
You ain't gon' have no other choice but to rush the stage
and charge the mic, and I hope you got the heart to fight
Cause you gon' have to, cause you ain't got the smarts to write
somethin that good, to try to come back at me with
What you gon' do, try to out-rap me with that happy shit?
You motherfuckers crack me up
Talkin bout you gonna smack me up, y'all won't even back me up
Throw up your paws, you pussies can't even scratch me hard
It's like fuckin Castor Claw tryna jack me off
You think I'm afraid? What you tryna throw some fear in me?
You think I'm dumb enough to roll with no security?
I'm doin my best to try to show maturity
But don't sit there and stare at me like hoes and sneer at me
like it's supposed to be scarin me
Like I won't leap clean over this fuckin V.I.P. rope and throw this chair
at anyone close or near me tryna approach me physically
cause he don't spit lyrically
And he knows that my flow's so sick, this hoe's on my dick
and he's so sick of hearin me, my posters is starin at him
But I don't think he knows the severity
of what it could escalate to or that it could grow so seriously
if I go hysterically; cause I guarantee
there's no one in here that would resort like a childhood
any quicker than I would, or hit you with plywood
Especially when I'm sippin on this liquor and tonic
One swig of this bottle I'ma go upside your head so hard with it
The mark from it'll be so dark that it'll leave a scar so big
You'll be able to read a label from the motherfuckin
Sticker that's on it; I'm sick of the nonsense
Shit is ridiculous and I refuse to let it get to this point
where I'ma let you sit on my conscience - I'm gone bitch, YEAH!




Im Gone, like the whole verse but the bold part is great

[vermin]

"Nobody don't care! Seems like my dreams drowned by my screams, no answer to my questions"

that's my fav

[dbeauluvswomen]

"Who's arm is this? I must've cut it off at the pharmacist
who refused to renew my seventh perscription of darvocets
I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
and never leaves his house 'cause he thinks his car's possessed"

"I'm just a mean person, you never seen worse then
so when Slim gets the M-16 burstin
ya gettin spun backwards like every word of obscene cursin
on the B-Side of my first single with the clean version"

"So barricade your entrance, put up some extra fences
A woman beater, wanted for repeated sex offenses
Chasin

[Tash8]

Infinite - the hook

You heard of hell well I was sent from it
I went to it serving a sentence for murderin' instruments
Now I'm trying to repent from it
But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm Infinite

[D0llyShady]

1. Damn! How much damage can you do with a pen?
2. Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot
Looking for life on this planet sir, no sign of it
All i could see is a bunch of smoke flyin
And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it
3.

"You couldn't make your fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers"

I agree, it's a brilliant line.
+ a lot more, but they've been said already.

[SemiShady]

"I'm internationally know baby but actually there are few people that know how i am actually"

"See what we do under the covers
should stay between the covers
and the two of us
and we aint gotta be news coverage
on the front page cover
of US as new lovers"

"but the truth of it is everything i do's public"

all from lady
and also

"What you gunna do when shit hits the fan
are you gunna stand and fight like a man
show us your as hard as you say you are
or you gunna run and go get your bodygaurd"
from shit hits the fan

[vt_x_spider]

The fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me
The sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our building
This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me!
So I went back and read the first few letters that said
Some shit about a message you left
Oh shit, that's not an "E" that's an "A"
This dude wants to leave me a "massage", he's gay
Right away I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)


So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed
What was that? Oh, Jermaine Dupri
Fuck It, keep goin' no time to waste
Wait, backup hit him one more time in case


It's JD, this motherfucker won't die neither
Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of ether
We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! Talk some shit again!
Stomp him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, quit kickin him!
I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again (Damn)
He disappeared yo he's gone he did it again

NOT the best but so fuckin hilarious