[Intro]
fuck fuck fuck fu-fuck fuck
[Verse 1 - Tash8]
I'm a cussing machine, tearing up the fuzz at the scene
I aint content im buzzed and i'm mean, giving less fucks
than a guy in a coma [break]
and u better believe what i'm saying cause it's sincere
plus it's true that all my buzz ends here [break]
because after this song, i'm quitting, and it wasn't fear
I just wanna be able to pursue every one of my dreams
I wanna prove that world's as flat as chick's tits here
even the men have bigger breasts than any chicks near
and now we gonna get back to the fu-fuckin' main topic
[Chorus X2]
I'm not real, I'm just a joke
[Overlay]I'm faker than hookers tits out
I'm not fake, I'm just a hoax
[Overlay]i'm a real as bush being a boy scout
[Verse 2 - Tash8]
its so fuckin exotoic how irritatin life can turn out to be
cause i figured out after cumming 8 times it hurt to pee
fu-fu-fu-fuck i'm in one of those fu-fuckin moods again
I usually wouldn't write a joke song but i was bored and decided to just write anything that was in my mind.