A Fictional Story About Me & My Girl

by **dbeauluvswomen** » Nov 15th, '07, 00:21

I just wrote this haha..cheaaa

I dated this girl with the name beginning with Malory
she had a plan to try and have my kid so she could marry me
it didn't go that far because I figured her strategy
the actual reason was to get a bit of my salary
I pretended like I didn't know and then let it gradually go
until I talked it over and now me and my dad agree
on intending to kick the hoe out my home 'fore the madder I grow
and dump her then vow to look for a chick who could flatter me
although I assumed she were a gold digger I had to see
for myself and maybe that can knock me into reality
then I realized she never liked to chitter or chat with me
and when I gave her money she would suddenly scat and flee
just the other day, she got bitter and mad at me
when I suggested to donate a pretty penny to charity
I thought I had the world the day she entered my galaxy
now she's slowly turning me off like a critical battery
so as she continued in her gold digging formality
if I wanted it to end then it would end in a tragedy
I said Mal we need quality time lets spend it on Saturday
oddly enough when it came she "became sick with an alergy"
so I whipped out a .45 caliber automatic she
screamed then I pointed it at her soon to be inflicted anatomy
took 10 shots like I was at a novelty shooting gallery
and capped her like after a check up at the dentist for cavities

lol