that will be all mr. norris

by **Rain Matrix** » Dec 6th, '07, 15:49

Chuck Norris created a rock so big nobody could break it

then he broke it just to prove he was Chuck Norris

by **Robbie G** » Dec 6th, '07, 21:34

Chuck norris believes its not butter.

by **Rain Matrix** » Dec 8th, '07, 04:12

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

by **xxkillamexxx** » Dec 8th, '07, 04:58

so exactly why would he break it ...i mean if no one could i would be makin sum money and c who could break it chuck norris neads to use his head. :smoking:

by **Rain Matrix** » Dec 19th, '07, 19:51

... I challenge chuck norris to a text battle

...lol

by **Rain Matrix** » Dec 20th, '07, 02:14

Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked me

nice... lol

by **Crazy Sycho** » Dec 20th, '07, 02:16

George of the Jungle watches out for that tree, but that tree watches out for Chuck Norris

by **Rain Matrix** » Dec 24th, '07, 16:16

chuck norris belives it's better to give than recieve
so don't let him in for eggnog

Merry Christmas! TRshady.com

by **Rain Matrix** » Dec 25th, '07, 21:17

chuck norris and willie nelson what do they have in common...

their meant for each other

by **patwivo** » Dec 27th, '07, 08:10

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

by **Rain Matrix** » Dec 31st, '07, 00:35

chuck norris doesn't stop at stop signs

cuz chuck norris stops for nothing

lol... :smoking:

by **ctodap** » Jan 1st, '08, 08:31

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. :smoking:

Happy New Yea Trshady Folks

by **imarun10** » Jan 1st, '08, 16:03

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris decided one day to sell him urine. We now call that drink Red Bull =)

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

by **Robbie G** » Jan 3rd, '08, 04:53

http://chuck-noris.blogspot.com/

:laughing:

by **Crazy Sycho** » Jan 3rd, '08, 22:03

nice site

lol at norris spelled wrong

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