CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[Rain Matrix]

this year I'm actually gonna give Santa Claws
so he can go wolverine on tha Candy Jaws
this is tha Present my Presence is left As An Essence
are we playing in tha last Seconds or am I Wrapping Presents
I'd like my Rhymes Back this year I've seen a Fine Sack
no I haven't put it on Tha List A Wish Fa Spiff tha Dimebag
hide it in my Stocking so I got Stock In my Noggin till then I'll keep Dropping
I'll Have It First like a Savage Clerk I'm at tha chimeny I'll meet u at tha Bottem

...chuck norris kick

[Eckoo]

in the belly of chucks mom, there he was gods son
even in the belly he was doing kung-fu, shin-tsu and mort-su
he never uses a wepon he uses his deadly kick, that sticks
a week pain, he dont want no fame, he has no shame
his deaddly kick, his mortal fist, his leg hits
you couldnt stay alive, he is more dangerus than bee hive

...wooden boy

[Rain Matrix]

I'm burnable turn ya flow into a wooden boy to destroy All Those who like snakes Crawl Low
I'm tha snake eater who kills fake beefers if u hate leaders pinocchio I have a small nose

oh no I'm a torn ta pieces my whole existance forms a thesis motherfucker storm tha weakest
tha accumulation that makes me presume tha patience really tho I can only warn ya need this

...spartan king alternative

[Eckoo]

i dont realy know what you mean with that
but i'll give it a smack, he needs to be like shaq
not fat but buffed, not like timbaland stuffed
eminem would be great out there fightin with his words
but fuck they're living in different worlds
what the hell i hope i get it. well?
its short but what the fucking shell
we're the only one doin this, let's write hits
forum fits, nobody else, i hope someday it sales

...you just got a strange girl pregnant

[Rain Matrix]

I've got see some Things Birth are u asking me whats Insured
just what creature will I Bring Earth why'd I dive in Skin First

into battle No Protection Ho Go Texting I'm gonna go Solo Check In
why did my Buzz Die how drunk Was I before any Photo Sessions

I ain't got no kids lol






replacing deuce bigalow

[Eckoo]

damn boy dont play like a toy,
my englis is not that good like it should....be
but fuck when i write here it feels like im free
this is me, this is how i see,
so sorry that this isnt according to what u say
so i would just take i moment if i may
could you take it easy, becouse it get me of tha sheezy
that i don't know what you want, so i'll hear from you next month
(sorry)


...emo kids

[Rain Matrix]

a little too Wierd tha literal meaning of Queer faking their Tears
chipping up emotions like Shears it's not Clear why wmo is Here

it's ends now for tha Record they dive in Head First not Thinking Smart
don't u know yur Phoney Dude emo was Only Cool when it was Linkin Park

...tha perfect meal

[sarmadkhan]

the perfect meal.......
yo sup buddies it ma first time burstin sum chunk
im on the perfect meal, wit my mates
had a 50% off deal at midnight 1 2 3
in cool out fitas eyes on us, every girl passed by us.........

hope ulyk it its my first time here, but hey ill be a pro one day i believe n i hope



topic:- weed

[Eckoo]

i every day smoke weed, coz thats the stuff i need
damn you don't want no sleep, all you can feel is heat
thats my only substanc i want, to live my crazy life
and i want a wife that has the same habbit as me
with that grass i'm free, its burns like gas on a tree
inside of my body, it gets me in a noughty to flirt
and what do you know next thing shes taking aff my shirt




...aids

[city]

to the women you f*uckin now you paid to get aids
but i quess its your fault that you cant just get laid
while im sittin here tryin to get some grades i set rage
to blow over you dudes i was caged now set staged
with a microphone just to say you met maids
who dont give a f*ck if you get some anul pain
these girls is insane so if you got a brain
keep your cock in your range

next topic: hip hop industry

[sarmadkhan]

to the hip hop industry, sittin behind as a blood suckin leech
keep lukin fo records rapper rhymer history, in skool they hv a lil speech,
on me cause they dont know me im a bomb tickoty, once i blew up
ill never go stoop to tat level to make my man go down or underestimately.


topic Bible

[Jay-19]

Do we really need "basic instructions before leaving earth"?
So Jesus gon' come back, huh? I see more bleed and hurt
I'll belive in all that shit, when God kills me with a krucifix
I don't read books, I spend my time watching amusing flicks
Don't swear, don't kill, don't steal, it's don'ts don'ts & don'ts
No offence, but christians are one smoked homies clones
Fuck that, I'd rather pick up Hustler, to read the articles
For all I know Jesus could someone who smoke weed at carnivals...


Topic: B-movies...

[Rain Matrix]

if this movie was a girl it would be one Rugged Bitch
tha storylines wierd I don't know what tha Subject Is

second rate trash I guess tha directors couldn't Budget It
I'll stick to playstation 2 here's my review Fuck This Flick


what flavor of ice cream would u be...

[Makaveli525]

If Makaveli was an ice cream, he would be a pistachio/
Well, how he know?/ It relates he same way as how he go/
Always underrated, but he spittin like a calico/
And women remember the taste, more than yall remember the Alamo/
And both of us is made out of nothin but nuts/
Got u green wit envy, aint no fuckin wit us/
Similar to the ice cream the way ladies guzzle it up/
And we both get the same remark, "man, I'm lovin this stuff"

next topic- school/work

[Rain Matrix]

I'm exhausted but wisdom makes Me Work
up all night on tha computer doing Research
we pay no matter and trust me tha Fees Hurt
I gaze upon millions of eyes dying to See Earth
questions get asked about what we Deserve
I say everything not a fraction - Three Thirds



... yur episode of survivorman