It was a hard day. The husband enters his house and wonders where his wife is. So he starts searching. Finally he finds his wife in the bedroom and a goat sitting next to her.
Wife: "I found this goat in the basement. How did it get there?"
Husband: "Okay, darling... I'll tell you the truth... This is the bitch I fuck if you refuse sex."
Wife: "But it's a goat, not a bitch!"
Husband: "Yes, but I wasn't talking to you!"





that was funny 





