really, you go in and they just talk a load of bullshit small talk witch makes them take longer and more prone to cutting ym ear with the clippers, they should just stfu and cut my hair
Any ideas?
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Re: Any ideas?
by ,-,'-{Bar}-',-, » Feb 15th, '08, 19:02
at the barbers
really, you go in and they just talk a load of bullshit small talk witch makes them take longer and more prone to cutting ym ear with the clippers, they should just stfu and cut my hair
really, you go in and they just talk a load of bullshit small talk witch makes them take longer and more prone to cutting ym ear with the clippers, they should just stfu and cut my hair
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Re: Any ideas?
by Xray » Feb 25th, '08, 06:34
,-,'-{Bar}-',-, wrote:at the barbers
really, you go in and they just talk a load of bullshit small talk witch makes them take longer and more prone to cutting ym ear with the clippers, they should just stfu and cut my hair
barbershop the movie
very new bar very unique story 
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Re: Any ideas?
by Xray » Feb 25th, '08, 07:01
how about a really goofy guy..write a story about his goofy life for example
he gets up every morning smacks head on the roof cause he lives in a tree house...he tries to brush his teeth but trips down from the edge of the tree but manages to get back up...he makes cereal and eats like a bugs bunny with his big uneven teeth...he tries to talk but sounds like a monster
he watches porno everyday and jerks off retarded style *legs on top of head trynna pick his nose wid his toes and one hand cleanin his ears and one hand doing the usual retarded stuff while making a happy goofy smile face* than later he goes to shops buys mac donalds and instead of eating it he plays with the food, using the french fries as planes, and burger as island is this enuff or you need more goofy stories 
cause if u need more than im your man
he gets up every morning smacks head on the roof cause he lives in a tree house...he tries to brush his teeth but trips down from the edge of the tree but manages to get back up...he makes cereal and eats like a bugs bunny with his big uneven teeth...he tries to talk but sounds like a monster
he watches porno everyday and jerks off retarded style *legs on top of head trynna pick his nose wid his toes and one hand cleanin his ears and one hand doing the usual retarded stuff while making a happy goofy smile face* than later he goes to shops buys mac donalds and instead of eating it he plays with the food, using the french fries as planes, and burger as island is this enuff or you need more goofy stories cause if u need more than im your man Over a billion Muslims, you could never stop Islam
Over a billion bullets shooting from the chopper's arm
Carry a motherfucker head that I shred in Nam
I speak literally, figuratively, the prophet gone
New Track: The Nightmare
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Re: Any ideas?
by D@vid » Feb 26th, '08, 03:12
a guy is dating his daughter and his son at the same time...while still fucking the mom and family dog on the side
Life is just one big lesson
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Re: Any ideas?
by yoshi » Feb 26th, '08, 13:15
D@vid wrote:a guy is dating his daughter and his son at the same time...while still fucking the mom and family dog on the side
Maybe wrote:I'm so awesome, I don't mind looking desperate.
Chet wrote:Fuck House. If I wanted to watch a sarcastic person in the medical field, I would stalk Yoshi
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Re: Any ideas?
by Robbie G » Feb 26th, '08, 14:40
yoshi wrote:D@vid wrote:a guy is dating his daughter and his son at the same time...while still fucking the mom and family dog on the side
Then realizes he has aides and struggles to tell the family.
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