Rhetorical Analysis Paper

[rlxhustlr]

Assignement

Write a 2-3 page rhetorical analysis of a piece of nonfiction from a periodical magazine, or from a newspaper artical thats not related to news, or online periodical, or magazine artical. Please have a link to the online artical.

Someone please help me with this assignment? I am in the hospital getting sergery done so I will kinda be out of it and my teacher wont give me extra time. Its due on friday 7th. If you already done this before and you saved your copy that would be even easier to just copy on here or if you can send it to my email rlxhustlr@eminem.com

[yoshi]

can comeone write me a two page rhetorical analysis on a short story or artical? im lazy and suck at writing....

just need the two pages worth and a link or copy to the short story or artical its on....

[*MIRANDA*]

sure ill send it toya saturday

[Xray]

sure ill send it toya saturday

you made the cafe run out of coffee you selfish shemale

[*MIRANDA*]

sure ill send it toya saturday

you made the cafe run out of coffee you selfish shemale

so?

[AspirinE]

*walks by*

[Xray]

sure ill send it toya saturday

you made the cafe run out of coffee you selfish shemale

so?

you better stop or i'll do an ip search and find your address

[*MIRANDA*]

i can save u the trouble and just give it toya.. i dare you to come by
ill crawl in your ass and eat my way out your stomach
just so i can bitchslap ur ugly ass face ur welcome at anytime

[rlxhustlr]

please someone i kinda need it done by tomarow! would appreaciate so much.

[yoshi]

please someone i kinda need it done by tomarow! would appreaciate so much.

why don't you just get your lazy ass together and write it? it's more or less 30 minutes of work - you've spent more time moaning here. jesus, just do it.