September Competition - Speak Up

[Cwayon_Murder]

I deserve this award because I want to know what it's like to purchase something that is worth 30 dollars.

[sweetdiva]

ay yo....
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to compete with ya'll i'll break it down- but ima bit nervous/ but i kno i can do this - and know i deserve this/

i bled hip hop since 87, when Em was jus a young teen/ wrote rhymes, spit cool flo, tho not as obscene/

i tryta sing for my suppa like it's my work release/ bringin it ol skool from philly -my home back east/

dont hate cuz i wasnt on welfare or grew up in the hood/ just gotta rhyme stories- sum of em sound good

we all came up in this street culture we love/ but it was hard to preach something parents were intolerant of

learned that sarcasm rides strong on this middle class ass/ if i spit venom u approve, do a get a ghetto hall pass?

i told them- "think this white girl cant flo and still be sexier? /
dont get it twisted boy-like u got sum dyslexia"

then they be clownin MY reality when i flo/ and i got back a spoonful of truth serum

its always"white bitch step down" thats what they say...i can hear em

learned that words sometimes equal mean manipulation/
said in the right time and bad combination

believe this tho i kno only what i speak/ hate if u gotta--it dont make my rhymes weak

i aint in it for no fortune, i dont even like the game/ i just need to feel respected and need u to do the same
this is my journey-but who will ever hear of it?/ i got no music, no producer, just me as a lyricist

i grab from my past and try not to bite/ those who i respect and hear in my head every night

its just that my means and methods are so misunderstood- and i rock/
but i can't represent authentically hood -cuz i'm not.

so i dont.

peace

[Throwback24]

Bald men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents don't approach strange women.

And I'm going bald I could use the money.

[Xray]

this fucking thread is hilarious hahaha shit things people do for money

pick me because:

*LMAO! giggles* touches one key at a time and runs laughing and comes back. LMFAO!!!!! at mc maybe when he was 15 shit i can't stop laughing

[Vertis]

i write rhymes but im not sayin' any 'n' man what the fuck 30 bucks i was gonna sidown and think o' somthin' nice but it aint worth it

[BaZZ]

If I win I'll donate 50% of the money it to TRShady, this way we both win.

[Xray]

If I win I'll donate 50% of the money it to TRShady, this way we both win.

your willing to take $15?!?!

[Slimm]

I deserve to win for being here since 2005 doing GFX for EVERYONE and not even being a vet.

END OF THREAD BITCHES

[shade45staff]

i deserve win cuz i' so ugly that when i was born the doctor smacked my mom and guilty her for having me....

[Steve Spag]

Chet or McMaybe should win, lol.

[Crossova16]

i think i deserve this award because i believe i have every eminem song he ever made that was leaked to internet, or came out etc. i also go 2 college, maintain good grades, i smoke weed on a daily basis and music is my savior. I think i deserve this award because my name is ABBA. yes like the band. haha... I think i also deserve this award because i come on this site a lot but dont post comments, im too cool 4 dat. i enjoy readingg them. holler






amazon gift card would be great to*

[gutawafang]

Cuz I gots this lame poem I created few months ago. Well, my nickname in real life is Fish. So here goes.

I close my eyes
To look at you
I open my eyes
Also to look at you

I turn my back
I still see you
I face you
I will see you

In the dark,you're the light
In the,light,you're the dark
In the mind,you're the heart
In the heart,you're mine

I need you,I require you
I can't be sick of you,nor tired of you
And I think without you,I will perish
You're the water and I'm the Fish.


I hope it sounds original cuz I spent two hours doing it.

[Wreck]

Poop!

There's only 2 types of people in the world- surfers and me.

I'm laid back, so I try not to CRUISE when SURFING the net.
I am not watered down!
I do not dance or boogey on the thing that's keeping me upright

Did you know....?

1. California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.
2. Kangaroos can not walk backwards.
3. 'Jedi' is an official religion, with over 70,000 followers, in Australia.
4. According to a recent survey, more than half of British adults have had sex in a public place!
5. Nachos is the food most craved by pregnant women.

Some more humor:

From the Ellen DiGenerous stand up, talking about when you're ready to go to sleep, the weirdest things pop in your head. "I like grapes." "did i leave money in my pants? if its a one i dont care but if its a 20 i better get that out of there... okay i gotta remember that.... money in the pants... money in the pants.... m in the p..... m in the p....aww now i gotta pee...if i go now i wont be tired anymore .....maybe if i keep my eyes closed while i pee i'll still be tired....while im there i should check for the money in the pants."

Chris Rock talking about failing Kindergarten

"How do you fail Kindergarten? Question: What's 2+2? Answer: JELLO

Pick me, I'm unbiased, respectful, I can keep a convo alive, I like to play sports. listen to music, hang with friends and I don't leave my zipper unzipped! XYZ, Pick me..

[Hadez]

i should win for this reason, and this reason alone.

Note: you are about to read a true story.

this story is called:
When I Was A Wee Tot, Prolly 7 or 8, I Peed In My Eye.

so like the title suggests, i was 7 or 8. i was in the bath tub one day when i thought, "i wonder if i could pee from one side to the other". so i planted my ass on one side of the tub. i looked down at my doo hickey so i could get the right arch goin. however, when i let loose i had too much arch and pissed right in my eye.

to this day i swear one of my eyes look green sometimes. (for those who don't get it, my eyes are blue)

100% true story.

[Jumbo]

I think I should win the competition because I keep Eminem and/or Shady Aftermath fans with the latest news/storys. Maybe I post not so much how other users on TR, but in the news section and team I'm always active. Sometime when my English is better, I will be more active on the whole forum