Sweets

[Spyro]

A Polo and a Smartie are having a pint together. A humbug walks over to the Polo and hits him before going to the bar for a drink. "Why did he do that?" asks the Smartie. "Well he's bigger than me and he's always pushed me around," replies the Polo. "You should stand up to the stripey git," the Smartie advises. The following week they are in the pub again and the humbug walks in with a Tune. The Polo dives under the table to hide. "I told you to stand up to him," the Smartie says to the cowering Polo. "I know," said the Polo, "but he's with a Tune and they're bloody menthol!"

that was nearly funny :P

[niknacks]

yea i really dont get it, maby it is the slang, should i assume these are all cigarettes or what. Polo is a clothing brand, and a smartie is a candy. that is in america, somone want to translate this joke??

[Spyro]

the sweet he was talking about was a menthol (mental)

n menthol is like a strong minty taste...