NEW STEVE SPAG - Job List (Funny)

[Steve Spag]

Today I was writting down all the jobs I've ever had, and I was pretty bored so I decided to write a rap along with it, lmao. I wrote this acapella, but there's a certain flow I have for it. There's some words that look like they don't fit, but the way I say them it sounds cool. Anyways, let me know what ya' think.

i'm a fucked up kid with a fucked up job list//
i deliever the papers, i started in august//
i worked at sutherland, but then i just lost it//
i tried adt and that shit wasn't ballin'//
a&p sucked, i had to please all the shoppers//
i was cuttin' the sausage and left 'em all sauce-less//
tim hortons blew, fuck your cheap little frostin'//
you bug me again, i'ma spit in your coffee//
zellers was tense, i hurt my back durin' stockin'//
manpower next, there's plenty boxes for tossin'//
i worked as a janitor with lots of these toxins//
my posture is bad so fuck the cleaning of faucets//
so now i'm in retail, toys r us office//
my bosses are bitches, i'm takin' 'em hostage//
don't talk about whmis, i'll cut all your losses//
i'm comin' in sick, and women's spit i'll be swappin'//

Copywright: Steven Spagnuolo 2008

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[Emadyville]

Damn yo very fucking unique rhymes in that one, job-list august, hostage, sausage, toxic, etc damn I could see those being pronounced so they rhyme. The idea was funny and the rhymes just crazy dude.

[Solace]

Damn yo very fucking unique rhymes in that one, job-list august, hostage, sausage, toxic, etc damn I could see those being pronounced so they rhyme. The idea was funny and the rhymes just crazy dude.

pretty much what Emadyville said.

[Slim Zaddy]

nice man ,,

[Kez]

Ah haha that's fuckin inventive

[Steve Spag]

Thanks for all the feedback guys, glad you enjoyed this drop.

[Ka0t1c]

pretty cool, now all you need is to learn how to spell

[mcZu]

Nice nice, great rhyme-scheme

Only one thing:

my bosses are bitches, i'm takin' 'em hostage//

I would turn bosses in employers, 'cause they aint your boss
But either way it's a nice piece

[Steve Spag]

I would turn bosses in employers, 'cause they aint your boss
But either way it's a nice piece

I hear ya', but I just chose bosses so it would fit the rhyme-scheme.
But thanks for the feed, much respect.