Bar:
ok i'm a be real with you man, i need your help man
ok so i'm having a problem with this, so i finally came out of my closet and told everyone that i'm a transexual and only have one testicle... and everyone just mocked me and i'm confused because i figured most people already knew that at my school, since i always hug guys and i never make out with girls, besides when they need to practice so they can be good before they get boyfriends... 3 days ago, in the lockerroom, someone was talking trash and started yelling, "HEY ITS THE H0MO, you want another dick, homo, my 12 incher, it'll fit in your mouth fine" and i got mad and smacked him and gave him a concussion and i'm suspended for 3 days and all he got was a warning. and then 2morrow I have a rally to go to, to protest anti-gay people, and the leader of the cult, told me i can not participate because of what recently happened and my suspension. and I got mad and called up a girl who's been like my friend since we were 10 and she said that she didn't want to talk to me ever again because i'm gay... and she said it's not the fact that i'm gay but it's because i hurt people when i'm gay...
so my question is why the fuck were people so pissed about me smacking someone when they fuckin broke my heart more than anyone could ever do?
Tash Reply:
Bar this is the reason i love you.
marry me ?
Bar Reply:
dude i'm fucking serious! you know what FUCK YOU and fuck everyone!
Tash Reply:
woah woah dude dude
chill the fuck out. the answer is get high, it solves everything.
Bar Reply:
that's what i fuckin did on friday and everyone kept saying oh "he's high" the next person would say "no he's just queer"












