Everybody, everybody welcome,
wellllcum to my sperrrrrrm dance,
take your hands and put them in your pants
and rub them till you milk them
so everybody let's do the sperm dance
grab your partner and hold your hands
then you both might be feeling erect
and that's when you start to have sex
i'm a sperm and i try to find an egg
this is what happens after i get laid
and not wear a condom, she might be pregnant
and if that's the case i'ma scream DANG It
but who cares, we'll just get an abortion
i pay for half, she pays for the rest of the portion
and we just don't tell our parents
unless prop 4 passes, which is some gay shit
but who the fuck cares, everybody smile
cause after the nailing, i might sleep for a while
so everybody let's do the sperm dance
grab your partner and hold your hands
then you both might be feeling erect
and that's when you start to have sex




