Fave Punchlines

[Solace]

Not sure if theres a topic like this already, so i posted one. Whats your fave punches? Mine:

"You saying L's this & L's that, get off of L' dick" - Big L

"Even ask Beavis, i get nothing Butt-Head" - Big L

"Fuck karate, Big L practice Gun-Fu" - Big L

"A lot of rappers talk that murder shit and couldnt kill time" - Big L

"Mcs be talkin about breakin jaws when they couldnt break a promise" Big L

"I'll get my dead dad to bitch slap your dead mother" - Kyle Spratt

"I'll put my money where my mouth is till my wallets empty" - Kyle Spratt

"You cant rap, learn how to pronounce your shit, its called english, learn how to speak it, your so fresh of the boat your still fucking sea sick" - Kyle Spratt

"Ya chicks a hoe thats why I got her blowing on me like Nintendo games" - Lloyd Banks

"You want your shit to blow up, well ima stuff some dynamite in your asscrack" - Eye-Kyu

"You could date a stick of dynamite it wouldnt go out with a bang" - Eminem

"You couldnt make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers" - Eminem

"Fuck Jill on a hill, but you still aint Jack" - Eminem

"You couldnt flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula" - Eminem

"First off fuck your songs and the shit you say, diss my wife but at least i got a bitch, you gay"

"And now you learned why a cracker never earned a dime, cause you suck motherfucker you should learn to rhyme" - Eminem

"Slim Anus? Damn right Slim Anus, I dont get fucked in mine like you 2 flaming faggots" - Eminem


Well. This list can go on forever but you got my idea. Post yours

[gladimnotsoluble]

Kyle Spratt = Boo.

I don't understand the first Big L line

But props for these some were pretty cool

[Solace]

Kyle Spratt = Boo.

I don't understand the first Big L line

But props for these some were pretty cool

Lmao i dont care is spratt did that whole thing with Em, hes pretty good

The first Big L one basically saying people love talking about him, when they just dickriding him

[Tornado]

umm Big L kills it on punchlines and Bans is preety good if you get to his good stuff

[Tash8]

you have some shitty ass punchlines posted in there.

[Robbie G]

you have some shitty ass punchlines posted in there.

Yeah..

that banks one brings me back though..You'd always have to blow on the old nintendo cartridges when they weren't working.

[Tash8]

you have some shitty ass punchlines posted in there.

Yeah..

that banks one brings me back though..You'd always have to blow on the old nintendo cartridges when they weren't working.

haha yea i remember that!

[Solace]

Well the point of this was to post your own favourite ones...And if you didnt like mine then post yours.

[,-,'-{Bar}-',-,]

First off fuck your songs and the shit you say, diss my wife but at least i got a bitch, you gay

^wtf thats a insult not even a punchline lmao




some good ones though, L n Banks killlllllllll

[ShadyMathers]

The King of punchlines: Big L

"My styles vicious and cruel, fuckin' chicks is a rule
If my girl thinks I'm loyal, then that bitch is a fool"

“What I recite be taking hours to write
So if you bite just tell your man what kind of flowers you like”

“L's the nigga that crime follows
I'm hittin fine models and stabbin punks with broken wine bottles”

“Cause I'm a street genius with a unique penis
Got fly chicks on my dick that don't even speak English”

“And when it comes to gettin nookie I'm not a rookie
I got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like Whoopie”

"I'm so smooth I could fuck a nun"

“I've got a left hook, that be leavin' guys knocked out
Keep frontin', and I'm a choke you till your eyes pop out”

“To be sittin clean, in the mean beams is every teams dream
Big L's a Cream Fiend, with more green than Springsteen”

“On my skull the 666, no tricks
When I catch fits, my mom picks up the crucifix”

“A nigga hit me with a can of beer, then he ran in fear
Later they found him hanging from a chandelier”

“they wanna know why im so fly
a girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye”

"I Pack a Gat, Not a Sling Shot
Step to this And get an Ass Whoopin Like rodney king Got"

"Trash Rappers I Tax And Spark
I be Wettin' Niggaz Up like Water Rides at Action park"

"L is The reble type, Im Ruff As A Metal Pipe
Fuck a benz cause i could pull Skinz On a Peddle Bike"

"Crimes I Commited, Im A Villian Admit it
Im the Type to murder you and tell your moms im the kid who did it"

"My Styles Hard Like Strong Lumber
Cute Chicks get The Dick, Ugly Bitches get the Wrong Number"

"Cloths Bummy, Nose runny, it's wasn't funny
a little dummy who tried to kill his mother for insurence money"

"Me and The devil is on the same team, Ill attack the mainstream,
With Ill raps thats poisen like gan-grene"

"On the ave i Bump rocks, Quick to give a chump Knots
You aint tuff, only thing you shootin is Jump Shots"

"I use to be a rich Nigga, Sellin Much Crack
To Make a long Story Short, I fell Off Like a Hub Cap"

"To get Cash I Gotta Beg
Cause When I reach in my Pocket All i feel is My Damn Leg"

"Robberies I did well,
When you look in the dictionary under villian you'll see a photo of Big L"

"When Niggas See me They take Flight,
Ill Even rob Jahova's if I catch One out on a Late Night"

"Step to This And get Shanked Up
I Knock Out So Many Teeth the Tooth Fairy Went Bank-Rupt"

"You aint make A Hit yet, You Flop In a Split Sec,
In The Showers the Only Time you get your Dick Wet"

"Me Bein A Virgin, Thats Idiotic
Cause if Big L got the Aids Every Cutie In the City got It"

"It's A Fact I Stay Geared, It's Should be Weird that Im Feard
Cause My Raps Are rougher then a Nappy beard"

"Mc's be Braggin Bout Cash they Coll-ect
But The chumps Is Like Ray Charels Cause They Aint See No Money yet"

"Facts On Track I Recite Well
Everey Body wanna be Like Mike, But Mike Wanna Be Like L"

"Big L is that nigga ya ex-pect To catch reck on any cassette deck
I’m so far ahead my time my parents haven’t even met yet"

"Some say Im ruthless, Some say Im grim,
Once a brother don broke into my house and I robbed him"

"I be placing snitches inside lakes and ditches
And if I catch AIDS, then I'ma start rapin bitches"

"Every minute my style switches up,
They said a real man won't hit a girl, well I ain't coz I beat bitches up"

"I keep a cutie wit a soft booty
Hoes be running up can I get yo autograph L? No bitch I'm off duty!"

[Solace]

Sick^

[gladimnotsoluble]

Sick^