Weakest Rap Insults

[James R.]

ICP calling Eminem "slim anus"

Tupac calling Biggie "a fat mother fucker"

Ja Rule's lexicon when beefing with 50

Cam'ron calling Jay-Z "Joe camel"

Cam'ron at the end of his diss to Jay-Z "you ugly dog! hahaha you so fuckin ugly, man!"

Anything Lil Flip said about T.I.



I'm sure you've heard some lines that just made you go "what?" or reminded you of two 4-year-old girls bickering back and forth as opposed to making you thinking "damn, he just fucked his day up." I posted the first ones that came to mind, but post some of your favorites (or least favorites).

[Solace]

lol @those.

specially "you ugly dog! hahaha you so fucking ugly, man!"

[James R.]

Oh hot damn. Kid Cock? Their wit never ceases to amaze and wow me

[yoshi]

'you're a fuckin bitch'

heard it somewhere, idk where. but it's kinda common, so yeah. it's just pathetic.

[pawel]

All kinda disses that go like 'your music is wack' or 'you suck' without any reason told, that kind of curses. really, just like in real life, when someone says 'you're a retard' I'm like 'omg :O that's soooo insulting'. a punchline needs some original diss that's based on facts and well explained.

[mcZu]

'' Fuck you ''

[DrRapid]

'' Fuck you ''

That might seem very weak but depends how you use it then it's not so weak. In 2Pac's Hit 'Em Up he says "Chino XL fuck you too". He doesn't say more because he knows that Chino XL is trying to get some attention and fame so 2Pac won't start saying too many things about Chino XL since it's that what Mr. Chino wants.

[mcZu]

^ I agree if it's to avoid free-publicity, then it's enough to say ''fuck you too''..
But the phrase on it's own is quite lame to use in a diss, not creative at all.....

[gladimnotsoluble]

Anything in the Nas Jay-Z beef.

[mcZu]

Anything in the Nas Jay-Z beef.

Nas was creative, Ether has some creative disses..

[gladimnotsoluble]

Ether was not very good

It did have some creative things...but they were not very good diss tracks for the notoriety that they get

[James R.]

Ether wasn't the most creative diss track, but it exposed Jay for the cunt that he was and finished that beef with a big W on Nas' record.

[<Stiiccy>]

eminem making fun of everlast's heart condition...
benzino talkin about hailie...
eminem making fun of cristina agularia really all pop stars for that matter ...really wtf were you think slim?
eminem starting a beef with ICP but then make the public think hes a victim...when really he started the shit,.,..

[Kez]

I remember seeing Jin on Freestyle Friday against this guy, and he goes (cause Jin was wearing an orange outfit):

"Yo-you look like, Tony the Tiger!"

Then he kind of stumbles onto rhyming Bin Laden and starts talking in a weird Afghan accent.

It was the weakest shit ever, i was like

[Sleepy]

I remember seeing Jin on Freestyle Friday against this guy, and he goes (cause Jin was wearing an orange outfit):

"Yo-you look like, Tony the Tiger!"

Then he kind of stumbles onto rhyming Bin Laden and starts talking in a weird Afghan accent.

It was the weakest shit ever, i was like

saw that

was it ricki lake