Why don't Americans Speak American?

[James R.]

I mean the English invented English and America either ruined it or perfected it. Either way, they're not the same. I want to petition to make our national language American, and our national religion Jamesism.

[Solace]

Ill be signing that petition. I couldnt give a fuck less about it, but just to make you happy

[Tash8]

and our national bird should be Big Tash

[James R.]

Thanks Shadymademe. You can be the national drink. We'll invent an alcoholic beverage on your behalf.

lmao @ big tash... dunno why but it made me laugh.

[Solace]

Thanks Shadymademe. You can be the national drink. We'll invent an alcoholic beverage on your behalf.

SHADYMADEME FTW

[James R.]

You sure as hell would be. I'll make us a couple shadymademe's and throw on a movie and we can read the Jamesist Bible

[Solace]

Is the Jamesist Bible long?

Everything that has to do with James is long, havent you learned that already

[James R.]

Lmfao that is why shadymademe is the national drink

[Solace]

Cheers

[Tash8]

can our National Fuck be tashystyle as well?

if you don't know what that is, I can explain.

[James R.]

Holy shit I'm tired. This should be hilarious. Explain it Tash.

[Tash8]

i'ts not that funny but it's a great position especially for girls and if we ever meet up... (you come to the Yay Area) we could try this out

ok so it's like doggystyle but basically

a guy puts his dick anally, but the girl doesn't her arms on the ground she's sitting straight basically parallel to the anal fucker... and then the other guy, hits the pussy from the front kinda like this:

[Solace]

Wouldnt Tashy-style count as gay if theres 2 guys

[James R.]

Hahahahahaha what the fuck drawing is that? Omg I'm saving that. But yeah dude. We'll tag team a ho.

And if you have enough shadymademe's then you're never gay... just fucked

[Tash8]

Wouldnt Tashy-style count as gay if theres 2 guys

one guy can't give pleasure to a ho, just ask tru. yo.